There are only two reasons why I'd move in and live with another girlfriend. We're married and determined to fill a sweatshop with our nimble-fingered love critters. Or she cracks me in the head with a shovel, sews my mouth shut, replaces my eyeballs with marbles, and sits my stuffed body in the corner. Whatever you do, don't move in with your boyfriend. What? It's too late? Sweet Zeus, Odin, and Quetzalcoatl, winged serpent god of the Aztecs! I hope your cohabitation doesn't end the way two (two!) of mine did – with helicopters launching off the roof amidst tornadoes … Read More

George Clooney has asked his Italian flame, Elisabetta Canalis, to move into his luxurious Lake Como home, In Touch reports. We're far too jaded at this point to assume that this means George might be ready to settle down and create some disproportionately beautiful, talented and multilingual babies, but that doesn't mean we're not jealous of that lucky hag sunning herself in Italy. With that in mind, let's take a look at some of George's greatest hits on the relationship front. The Truth About Moving in Together

1988: Shacking up with Kelly Preston

George and the future Mrs. … Read More

Gollum slithered around the picnic tables in a bald wig and a loincloth. Bilbo Baggins manned the barbecue.  An elf with pointy ears asked if we had any veggie burgers.

My boyfriend, David, and I had not come dressed for the "Lord Of The Rings" theme for his family's annual group vacation with their friends. But costumed or not, I knew I'd be under scrutiny: I'm the first woman he'd brought along to introduce to everybody in his 26 years of attending. Read: The Un-Monster-in-Law

As Gollum lumbered by towards the card table full of key lime pies and cookie … Read More

Joshua Jackson, whom we will try not to refer to as "Pacey" for the rest of this blog post, and his ladyfriend of three years, Troy's Diane Kruger, are shacking up in the lovely seaside city of Vancouver, People reports. We are delighted for them and not at all green with envy that they will be right next to the 2010 Olympics and also are very beautiful, talented people who are in love and probably having excellent, prolific sex with each other.

The reason for the move is work, nominally; Josh stars on Fox's Fringe, which got a … Read More

Love Bytes: Four must  click sex, dating and relationship links.

A new take on Kiss The Girl has advice on sex. [CollegeHumor]

Use a coffee break to have a midday date. [Lemondrop]

Whether it's a guy you met online or in the dry-cleaning line, there's way less pressure at a midday coffee meet-up. And, if he's a dud, you're only there for fifteen minutes anyway.

Are girls using the economy to get their guys to move in? [Asylum]

Everyone's dating advice is different. Sifting through it can be tough. [TheFrisky]

Here’s a morning quickie for you: Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas might be moving in together. Didn’t know they were dating? Yeah, we kind of didn’t either but that’s beside the point. Anyway, evidently they’ve been dating since January. The couple was seen looking at apartments together in New York City this past Friday, sending the rumor mill into overdrive that the couple might be looking to cohabitate sometime soon.

Well, we’re glad that the economy and rental situation in New York is working out for somebody. We’re just kidding. We hope that the two have found love and … Read More

We suppose that the rumors of the Prince William and Kate Middleton's relationship demise were highly exaggerated. Per Celebitchy, the second in line for the throne is doing the opposite of breaking up with girlf Kate Middleton. Actually, he's not marrying her (right now) so not quite the opposite of a breakup. But moving in together is, um, pretty far from splitting up. Honestly, one of these cohabitation deals can sometimes stave off a breakup for years or even decades. And instead of moving into some palace, castle or citadel, the couple is settling for … Read More

Up until I was six years old, my family celebrated Christmas. Although both of my parents are Jewish, our family was not particularly religious. They just thought Christmas was a fun holiday for kids. I still fondly remember my Miss Piggy star ornament sparkling atop the tree. Ahh, memories. In 1984, we moved to a new town in a new state and joined a synagogue. As December rolled around, there was no tree, just a menorah in the kitchen and a pile of Hanukkah presents in the corner of the living room. Don't get me wrong: The latkes were tasty, … Read More

Wow, Madonna is not one to let grass grow under her feet. After being seen with A-Rod in Mexico over the Thanksgiving holidays, our friends at The Superficial report the pop star and her million-dollar player were seen shopping for real estate over the past couple of days. The article quoted Page Six as saying, “Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently…We're talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million." They're also interested in getting a … Read More

Oh, oh Mexico. Guess we could have guessed that Los Cabos would become Mexico's hot spot of choice for the newly "outed" couple: Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson. No, no, Ronson didn't seem to spend the couple’s vacay beat-boxing at the mix table. Rather, Entertainmentwise.com reports that the two were spotted frolicking in sea, hand-in-hand in boyshort bikinis, earlier this week.

Wondering why Lohan left the country, just after confirming rumors that she and the DJ had been dating for quite sometime, on a U.S. radio interview? Us too- especially in light of her recent house-hunting. SFGate.com … Read More