You know the old Halloween is Slutoween adage. An annual October ritual where normal chicks indulge in their inner porn star. Hemlines rise, cleavage is pumped—a bloody prom Queen looks like something out of a fetish video and men never realized how attracted they were to Smurfette. Oh that blue skin! It's the most predictable of predictable, with many of us drifting into a lazy costume. We think: why not just put on a skanky leotard, handcuffs and cop hat? 7 Easy, Last-Minute Couples Costumes

And while, yes, Halloween is certainly an excuse to push those babies up … Read More

January Jones is a Golden Globe nominated actress, best known for playing the elusive, complex Betty Draper in AMC's Mad Men. But her talent wasn’t obvious to one ex-boyfriend: Ashton Kutcher. 

Jones is on the cover of this month's GQ, and in the accompanying interview she reveals her ex's non-prescience. 

'The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting,' she says. 'He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this. So—f**k you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell … Read More

Like most red-blooded Americans, we love Joan Holloway. We love that she's one of the smartest people in Mad Men's Sterling Cooper office. We love that she's not afraid to use the sexist system that subjugates her to her advantage from time-to-time. We love that she's simultaneously world-wise and a little vulnerable.

Yes, we love Joan Holloway. And by default, this means we love Christina Hendricks, the actress who brings her to life. And, at the same time, it also means we can't help but love the guy she chose to marry today (Sunday, October 11) because he must be pretty … Read More

The Emmys weren't just a showcase for how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is. The awards show was also the prime Hollywood hookup market of the fall. E! Online reports that Jason Segel, whose CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother was nominated for Best Comedy Series, and Chloë Sevigny, one of the plural wives from HBO's Best Drama Series nominee Big Love, were spotted making out at HBO's afterparty. Reps for the two declined to comment, but we know it is on.

Chloë and unfeasibly tall Jason were spotted kissing in a secluded corner of the HBO … Read More

Don Draper may be the sexiest, most gorgeously tortured human being ever to have landed on television. All the male characters on Mad Men tantalize viewers by unbuttoning their over-starched dress shirts to reveal the voluptuous, sometimes vile and always ego-driven hunger of the masculine soul. But what makes the show so delicious is a fact its Y-chromosome-heavy cast list works to conceal.
Mad Men is really about women.
The Mad Men take pleasure in the bourbon-swilling, stripper-ogling revelry of their lives without realizing they're on the brink of extinction. The sixties are here. Soon the secretaries will demand their bosses … Read More

George Clooney has asked his Italian flame, Elisabetta Canalis, to move into his luxurious Lake Como home, In Touch reports. We're far too jaded at this point to assume that this means George might be ready to settle down and create some disproportionately beautiful, talented and multilingual babies, but that doesn't mean we're not jealous of that lucky hag sunning herself in Italy. With that in mind, let's take a look at some of George's greatest hits on the relationship front. The Truth About Moving in Together

1988: Shacking up with Kelly Preston

George and the future Mrs. … Read More

Love Bytes: Nine must-click sex, love and relationship links.

Pickup tips from Mad Men. [AskMen]

Another successful engagement chicken story. [Glamour]

A sex toy recycling program that's both kinky and green. [Current]

Tips and tricks for how to have sex on the beach. [Lemondrop]

5 signs that you are a stalker. [DivineCaroline]

"The Future Is a Cruel Hoax." Why one woman chose to be childless. [More]

The stepping stone to the perfect outfit is the right underwear. Here are your options. [CollegeCandy]

How … Read More

I was catching up on a little Friday Night Lights last night (thank you NBC, thank you Direct TV) and old Tami Taylor (Connie Britton) was being a wee bit manipulative. And I thought, "Why is TV's best wife, mother and principal giving beleaguered Coach Taylor such a hard time of it?" Obviously, she was trying to get her way. In addition to giving me a greater appreciation for the show's subtly, it makes me remember that in real life, good wives (and husbands, boyfriends, fiancées, etc) sometimes pull some shady business. And that got me thinking, who are … Read More

Those of you who love Mad Men and SNL will rejoice in the streets on this one. In what seems to be a match made in television heaven, Saturday Night Live’s Fred Armisen is now engaged to AMC’s Mad Men star Elisabeth Moss. Didn’t even know they were dating? Neither did we. Talk about keeping things under wraps. Elisabeth recently spilled the beans in passing on the red carpet, saying, "It happened just a few days ago. It's private, so I don't want to share the details of how it … Read More