According to Esquire, women aren't attracted to vampires in movies and on television because they're hot—we're attracted to them because we all secretly want to have sex with gay dudes. Sorry, Robert Pattinson, turns out you just remind us of a sparkly, prancing dandy. And vampire Eric, apparently we think you would make a great addition to our next sleepover. Lemondrop: Esquire's '75 Things You Don't Know About Women'—the Best & Worst

But if we're only into vampires because we want to bone dudes playing for the other team, what about other monsters? What does it mean … Read More

I've been watching rom-coms my entire life. We all have. We know the couple will end up together but we relish the drama anyway, and while it seems like harmless fun, they've given us a terrible blueprint for how to date. I admit that I'm indoctrinated, but at least I've come to recognize it.

I'm not talking about the no-brainers. Everybody knows that you don't wake up one day and realize you love your best dude friend. I'm talking about the stuff that you may not even think you learned from Eternal Sunshine, but that you're secretly sabotaging your relationships because … Read More

Halloween! Horror films, haunted houses and ... hooking up? Oh yes. The same month that's synonymous with ghosts and goblins is also prime time for gettin' some. And because we're just so durned helpful, we've listed the top four ways to do just that while incorporating your favorite fall activities. Yes, they're cheesy, and yes, they'll probably work.

 Happy (early) Halloween!

1. The Haunted House Grope

Here's the drill. Find the cutest dude in line (or drag your hottest friend along) and make sure you enter the haunted house directly behind him. BOOM! Pitch black. Nobody knows whose hands are whose and if … Read More

Love Bytes: 10 must-click love and relationship links.

Last night, David Letterman revealed that he was recently blackmailed for $2 million for having sexual relationships with female members of his staff. Watch video here. [TresSugar]

The First Couple prove that absence does make the heart grow fonder through PDAs in Copenhagen yesterday. [HuffPo]

In honor of the Jewish new year, have kosher sex! Molly Mann reveals some Talmudic secrets. [DivineCaroline]

Academy Award-winning director, Roman Polanski, was convicted and will possibly be extradited to the U.S. for drugging and sleeping with 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in 1977. [BuzzFeed]

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Love Bytes: Nine must-click sex, love and relationship links.  

Does your libido make you sleep with Mr. Wrong? [Em&Lo]

More on Cougar Convention 2009 (with pictures!). [Asylum]

Think men are the unfaithful sex? A study shows WOMEN are the biggest cheats! [Daily Mail]

Six things you can learn from a guy's apartment. [Marie Claire]

Stimulus dollars for sex offenders? [The Daily Beast]

Jim Bob Duggar's tips for a happy marriage. [MSNBC]

We asked an Amish couple we met who had been married 50 years what the most important thing to know about marriage was," says … Read More

Love Bytes: Twelve must-click sex, love and relationship links.

The curious and amazing history of birth control: Pessaries, cervix blockers and why "penis sheaths" didn't catch on. [Health.com]

Nice guys suck and will never get laid. [The Countess]

Work hard, play hard: Good sex improves work performance. [LimeLife]

Reflections on and a guide to checking out women. [Double X]

Like dry firewood meeting a flame, and other weird ways we talk about love the world over. [Asylum]

Strap-on sex won't turn your guy gay. … Read More

Given that most people spend 2,000 hours a year at work, it's likely that at some point, a co-worker will make you want to dip your pen in the company ink. Forty percent of people have done it. The New Hook-Up Hotspot? Work!

Sure there are risks: Meeting-table awkwardness, colleague gossip and a sullied reputation. But on the upside, you might get to do it on your boss's desk. Avoid these conversation clichés to stay on the fast track to some serious job satisfaction.

10. "I hate my job."
We get it—you're trying to forge a common interest. But with … Read More

Even though we live in a "post-racial society" (thanks, Oprah!), we're all still pretty much ignorant when it comes to stereotypes.

Before reaching across the color line to make nice, make sure to avoid uttering any of these awkward phrases that'll have the "cool" black guy seeing red.

10. "So what sports do you play?"
We love playing tag. As a matter of fact, you're "it." Go hide while we count to a hundred million. 1... 2 ... 3...

9. "Do you work here?"
No, but the guy over there does. You'll notice he has a name tag and a spiffy uniform that … Read More

Flowers, chocolate, and wine. Boys, take note. These are three safe items to bring on a date, and probably (with some exceptions) the only things you really need to bring besides yourself. In fact, although gifts are appreciated, most women are happy enough if you offer to pay the meal. Watch: 16 Essential First-Date Tips

What not to bring? An alarm clock for one. Lemondrop reported that in an overly bold gesture, one man arrived at his date's home bearing wine, cheese, and an alarm clock. Sure, depending, some women may be OK with sleeping with a … Read More

Our friends over at lemondrop recently posed a question that we feel merits a weighty response: Are you pro or con online dating? Why yes, yes we are. And while we at Love Buzz can easily understand the typical objections and complaints (e.g. the whiffs of residual stigma or the dreaded "he looks nothing like his profile picture" scenario), we feel that there are many upsides to the practice that should be taken under consideration. Without further delay, let us begin.

Top 8 Reasons Why Online Dating Is Great:

1. Know Thyself. Whether through the free personality profile at eHarmony, … Read More