According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, a man from my home state of Georgia turned a serious go of priapism into a huge windfall.

Per the story, a truck driver from DeKalb County (the "L" is silent), sought treatment for his erectile dysfunction from Boston Men's Health Center (a national and international series of male-focused clinics headquartered in Florida). They gave him a syringe of a proprietary compound and told him to inject his junk with the formula thrice a week. He did so, suffered prolonged erections, and is now scarred and permanently damaged. An ED Spray May … Read More

Grey's Anatomy's Eric Dane and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, are suing the snarky website empire Gawker Media over a video that showed them cavorting naked and intoxicated with a female friend. The video leaked online last month, and the two are seeking more than $1 million in damages for copyright infringement as well as an injunction that would prevent the video from being distributed further.

The video clip, which the lawsuit says was filmed last year, shows Dane, Gayheart, and former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche spending some quality naked time together, having a totally boring conversation and … Read More

Spouses of unfaithful husbands and wives have used a bevy of retaliation methods to enact revenge on their spouse's lovers. Snow globes to the lover's head, per Richard Gere's character in Unfaithful. Penning bestselling memoirs, appearing on Oprah yet never calling a husband's mistress by name, per Elizabeth Edwards. Bob Rohrman, a minor Midwestern celebrity known for owning 26 car dealerships through Illinois and Indiana, has decided to use the legal system.

Rohrman is suing his wife Ronda's lover, a plastic surgeon. The auto magnate claims he and his third wife had been happily married since 2002 until the unnamed … Read More

Poor Cindy Crawford. Despite fame, a fat bank account, and drop-dead gorgeous looks, it seems she is still lacking one thing that many of us normal people take for granted — a marriage that is immune to high-profile rumors and accusations. Why Is Jon Out Late Without Kate & 8?

Rande Gerber, the supermodel's husband of eleven years and the father of her two children (Presley, 9 and Kaia, 7), has been accused of sexual harassment. A former model himself, Gerber is the business mogul behind several successful nightlife establishments, including one (the Moonstone Lounge, located in San … Read More

Conservative dating site eHarmony will launch an offshoot dating service catered to gays called Compatible Partners, the company announced today.

According to the settlement of a New Jersey discrimination lawsuit, the site must launch by March 31 of next year and be marketed in gay and lesbian media outlets. In addition to a large dose of pride from gay supporters, the man who filed the suit, Eric Mckinley, will receive $5,000 in damages. He filed a formal discrimination complaint against the site in 2005; a similar case against the company is underway in California. Whether or not the New Jersey … Read More

While one man—British actor Robert Pattinson, pictured, who plays vampire heartthrob Edward in the forthcoming Twilight movie—garnered most of today's media attention today, let's check in with the rest of the XY set.

Asylum asks men which of the following they'd rather be: all-star athlete, A-list movie star or Platinum-selling musician. As of post-time, the musician had a slim lead in the pipe dream poll.

New research shows Gardasil, the HPV vaccine targeted at preventing cervical cancer in young women, is 90 percent effective at preventing genital and anal warts in men.

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Two women in Australia decided to visit a fertility clinic 4 years ago and undergo IVF (in vitro fertilization). The women explicitly wanted 1 child but the doctor at the clinic installed 2. We're guessing that he was just playing the old IVF odds to make sure that 1 baby took. Or he goofed. Or as a goof (note: recycled joke from the original post on this story back in September '07, not that you read it). So, these women declared that the second child had seriously upset their relationship and would cost them roughly another $385,000 to … Read More

We were just browsing the HuffPo (that's Huffington Post to you, Bill O'Reilly) and bumped into a random bit of ridiculousness. The Greek island of Lesbos is suing a gay rights group over the use of the term 'Lesbian.' Evidently, the people of Lesbos are sick (and tired) of having to explain themselves. "Yes, I'm a Lesbian. Ha-ha, double meaning, can we please behave like adults and get to the vote about financing the new, um, levee, Minister Papadopolis?" Though gay female residents of Lesbos probably appreciate the one word descriptor. This could be a power play … Read More

From ABC.com
By Chris Francescani

A group of well-heeled women who paid up to $1,500 to snag a man through one of the nation's priciest and fast-growing online dating services — It's Just Lunch — has filed a civil lawsuit in Manhattan federal court, claiming the lunchtime setups were not what they bargained for.

Court papers filed last week portray the company — which has sold IJL franchises to more than 100 matchmaking entrepreneurs in big and small cities across the nation and worldwide — as focused solely on profits, at the expense of matchmaking, and willing to lie to … Read More

A sex toy firm is to pay footballers Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn £34 000 each for using their names to sell vibrators. The stars sued German firm Beate Uhse after it sold vibrators called "Michael B" and "Olli K" without their permission. Both men are hugely popular among German women and the company decided to market the bright-red, seven-inch dildos to cash in on World Cup fever in Germany.? But Chelsea's Ballack and Kahn of Bayern Munich took legal action after they found out the vibrators were on sale in stores for around £40.??The damages, awarded in … Read More