With the news that Madonna gives her boytoy Jesus Luz a $10,000 monthly allowance, we got to thinking about which famous people we'd like to keep us on retainer, in exchange for being fabulous arm candy and providing scintillating dinner conversation. Certainly if those not-real housewives of wherever can cut awful singles and swan about doing absolutely nothing, we can do it too.

George Clooney

George is the ne plus ultra of eligible bachelors. Come on, the man has a palatial estate in Italy! And while he cycles through ladyfriends faster than Olympic runners use up their Nikes, we … Read More

By now you're probably familiar with the idea that there exists a special kinship between rich men and attractive women. In fact, there appears to be a preternatural attraction between wealthy, older fellows and jaunty, nubile broads.

This weekend's New York Times Magazine explores the interweb destination SeekingArrangement.com. The site's raisin d-tree (it's Latin, or so I heard through the grapevine) is to provide a safe place for PYTs* to shake their little behinds for the moneyed menfolk (per the Times article, one quarter of the people on the site are trolling for dudes and about … Read More

For whatever reason, the subject of love for money has been hot lately. We had the Craig’s List Gold Digger in November of 2007. And dozens of websites that hook rich dudes up to good-looking women have popped up. SeekingArrangement even has a method for confirming that a Sugar Daddy has the goods. No one has come up with a reasonable method to ensure that the women are hot, but what can you do? And a financial planner did a survey recently that concluded that the … Read More