Pop music is known for glorifying love, although at some of its proudest moments it's actually smashing it to pieces. If you're sick of hearing about the wonders of romance, if you believe that love only leads to pain, if you wish that Congress would enact legislation against Valentine's Day, this is the playlist for you. Here are 10 songs celebrating letting go of losers and leaving love to the fairy tales.

1. U2 – "One"
Regularly misinterpreted as a song about finding love, this ballad is actually about the exact opposite. Only Bono could so eloquently tell someone … Read More

Russell Brand, pull yourself together. Take some relationship Ritalin, commitment Adderall. Marriage is not something that is today's distraction. It's for life.

Does Russell have what it takes to see through a till-death-do-we-part with Katy? Is Cheating Inevitable?

Close friends take issue, pointing to a lack of focus on a documentary follow-up to his 2007 film On the Road. He was all gung-ho on the project until he started seriously dating Katy, friends say.

Admittedly, we are worried.

Per a HollywoodLife.com scoop, sources close to him are saying that...

• He has "the shortest attention span on … Read More
  

Yes, there were clues: The cryptic tweeting, the visit to the doctors, the baby boutique. And so, like the rest of the world, we asked: Is Katy Perry Preggers?

Well apparently she is not — at least that's what she wants us to think!

Over the past few days, Katy Perry has taken some deliberate steps to show the world that she is not with child.

First, we have the belly baring "be afraid" shirt that she wore around L.A. on Tuesday. No sign of a baby bump there.

Second, we have her spell it out for us on Twitter:

"ur gonna … Read More

Pre-2010, all we cared about was whether or not Russell Brand—long-time player—would propose to quasi-sapphic smoocher Katy Perry in the new year. Post-2010, engagement confirmed, we immediately began obsessing over whether or not Perry was secretly preggers. Talk about pressure! Suddenly, we're all a thousand times worse than our moms ("so...when are you going to make me a grandma?").

So where is all this speculation stemming from?

It's all about cryptic tweets, oversized wardrobe choices, and a spontaneous stop into a children's apparel shop. But there are two sides to every story:

1. Katy Perry tweets that 2010 will be "BUMPIN!"

What … Read More

Russel Brand, 34, knew better than to play hot-'n'-cold with girlfriend Katy Perry, 25. So, on a trip to India over the holidays, he made his feelings clear with a very romantic proposal on New Year's Eve. How To Handle A Hot-And-Cold Guy

We were a little jealous when we learned (via our friends at HollywoodLife.com) that he spent hundreds of British pounds on a traditional Indian dress for Katy to wear that night, and our hearts skipped a beat when we heard about the romantic candlelight dinner—complete with watching a fireworks display atop an elephant—that Russell … Read More

Celeb Love reported last week that Russell Brand may have asked girlfriend Katy Perry to marry him before Christmas, based on a story by the UK's Daily Mirror. Well, it turns out the Mirror had it right...sort of. According to UsMagazine.com, Katy and Russell actually became engaged on New Year's Day during a holiday trip to India.

Although both engagement tales have come from anonymous "pals" of the couple, we're thinking that one of the stories is probably right. Whether the question was popped in England or India, at Christmas or at the start of the new year, … Read More

Just last week, whispers of a possible romance between Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson started floating around after the two were seen partying together at a karaoke club. But Katy nipped those rumors in the bud by tweeting, "I don't do vampires, but I do, DO @rustyrockets." (In case you're unsure, "rustyrockets" is Russell Brand's Twitter handle. Yep. Seriously.)

Further proof that Katy and Russell's three-month-old relationship is still solid came in the form of Katy's holiday trip to England. In the days leading up to Christmas, the two were spotted looking very much like a happy couple: sledding and frolicking in the … Read More

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have only been dating since September, but apparently that was enough time that Katy wanted to introduce Russell to her parents. Katy's mom and dad, remember, are evangelical Christian pastors, and their daughter now sings about faking lesbianism to impress guys and texts pictures of her boobs to unkempt Englishmen, and her boyfriend is a recovering drug and sex addict. But we hear that they loved him!

Unfortunately, Katy didn't decide to recreate any number of awesomely traumatic Thanksgiving stories by bringing Russ home to Santa Barbara. Instead, the whole Hudson (that's Katy's real last … Read More

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's two-month-old relationship is going strong, and they've been spending the past few days showing all of Europe how in love they are. Russell performed his stand-up show, Scandalous, at the Royal Albert Hall last night, and afterward put on a bit of a PDA session (an encore, if you will) with Katy for photographers. Yes, we get it, you like fornicating with each other.

Russell, who famously went to rehab to deal with his drug and sex addictions several years ago, said recently of his relationship, "I've been really happy in the last … Read More

American Idol fans have waited a lifetime for a moment like this. Captain Fierce of Funkytown is a free man.

Although Adam Lambert and Drake LaBry squashed last month's breakup rumors with a follow-up public make-out session, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com that the two have decided to call it quits. It appears that the breakup was a mutual, amicable decision, prompted by Adam's busy schedule. The source explains,

They're still friends, and it's totally mutual. They will still talk and see each other. Adam is crazy busy right now getting the album done and squeezing … Read More