British tabloids are reporting that the heir to the crown and his longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton, have agreed to marry, and plan to make it legal some time before William's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, celebrates her Golden Jubilee in 2012. Sources say that Kate has begun taking "princess classes" to help her make the adjustment to being part of the royal family, and if we've learned anything from the oeuvre of Anne Hathway, that means Julie Andrews has been putting books on her head and Hector Elizondo has been teaching her which forks to use. Or was … Read More

We suppose that the rumors of the Prince William and Kate Middleton's relationship demise were highly exaggerated. Per Celebitchy, the second in line for the throne is doing the opposite of breaking up with girlf Kate Middleton. Actually, he's not marrying her (right now) so not quite the opposite of a breakup. But moving in together is, um, pretty far from splitting up. Honestly, one of these cohabitation deals can sometimes stave off a breakup for years or even decades. And instead of moving into some palace, castle or citadel, the couple is settling for … Read More

The Democratic or Republican National Conventions have nothing on royal weddings when it comes to pomp, circumstance and football fields of lace. And we mean football fields of lace in the David Beckham sense of the sport, since the only royal weddings people care about are the ones in our rainy neighbor to the east, Britain.

The 100-lb. weight—excuse me, 100-kilo. weight!—to satisfy the public's bloodlust for a big froofy wedding falls squarely on the shoulders of Prince William, heir to the British throne. Unsurprisingly, the London Daily Mail reports his girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has earned … Read More

We just want to make it perfectly clear, 'Prince William Lands Chopper In Girlf's Backyard' is not a euphemism for anything involving anal sex. Though, it should be. Anyway, Prince William (second in line to the British Throne) decided to pull a Maverick to Kate Middleton's Penny Benjamin. But rather than buzzing her house with his F-14, he landed his Chinook (a largish helicopter) in Middleton’s backyard, yep it’s good to (almost) be king. Sure, the Royal Air Force is a little pissed about it per an article on The Daily Mail. Those pencil-pushers are just … Read More

According to rumor, Prince Harry has asked Charles and Beverly Davy for their daughter’s (Chelsy Davy) hand in marriage. This would be a big move for the man who is third in line to the British throne. It would probably mean that we would see a lot less of him in the tabloids and probably nix any chance of him returning to duty in Afghanistan. This will probably ultimately be safer for him, snorting vodka in a London club and exchanging mortar fire with the Taliban are incredibly perilous activities (though clearly on different scales). We wonder what the change … Read More

From The Associated Press

LONDON (AP) — Prince Harry and his Zimbabwean-born girlfriend have ended their three-year romance, a newspaper reported.

The News of the World said the Chelsy Davy, who has been studying at a college in England while dating the prince, broke off the relationship last week after losing patience with his playboy lifestyle and lack of commitment to her.

Clarence House, where Prince Harry lives with his father, Prince Charles, and his brother, Prince William, declined to confirm the report, saying it doesn't comment about the royals' private lives.

Tango’s Take
Well, isn’t this something? We’re guessing that they got together … Read More