Madonna shows her newly adopted daughter Mercy to Guy when the Ciccone-Ritchie brood attended weekend Kabbalah services together. Meanwhile, the adoption controversy continues.
Madonna hopes to marry her 22 year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, in a Kabbalah style ceremony in the next few weeks. At 50 years old, Madonna is almost 30 years older than her newest squeeze and three years older than Jesus’ dad, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz.
In a story that is sure to confuse Catholics the world over, the Daily Mail reports that Jesus is now living in sin with Madonna. Further complicating the matter for those who know more about the Pope than pop culture is the fact that Jesus made the move to Madonna's pad directly from his mother's home. "Isn't that redundant?" they are no doubt asking. (Indeed, non-Catholics are asking the same thing.) Allow us to clarify.
We heard that a settlement is likely close for Guy Ritchie and Madonna. But don't tell everyone else that, it looks like all sorts of celebrities are just lining up to pick sides. Just like when normal people get divorced or breakup. Celebrities are just like us. And sometimes their children are the voice of reason... like little Lourdes was.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have taken a proactive stance on marriage rescue: renewing their vows. The symbolic act can be a major relationship rejuvenator. Or sometimes a last gasp. We'll find out.
Eesh. It looks like Yankee stud Alex Rodriguez is fixing to be single. His wife filed for divorce and the rumors about why are running rampant. A-Rod's trainer has indicated that some pretty crazy stuff has gone down.
