It looks like Madonna's showing Guy Ritchie a little mercy—or little Mercy James, we should say, who's her four-year-old newly adopted daughter from Malawi.

PopSugar.com reports the Ciccone-Ritchie clan reunited this weekend in London when all six of them—Madonna, Guy, Lourdes, Rocco, David and now sweet Mercy—attended Kabbalah services together, two weeks after Mercy's adoption was finalized. Last week Guy was present to welcome Mercy to London before taking David and Rocco off Madonna's hands, and sources say he's been a major source of support throughout the adoption process.Read More

Madonna hopes to marry her 22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, in a Kabbalah style ceremony in the next few weeks. At 50 years old, Madonna is almost 30 years older than her newest squeeze and three years older than Jesus’ dad, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz.

But wait—according to Luis the couple will not be legally wed. It seems the ceremony will bind the two together, but only by spirit. Watch: Why Do Men Get Married?

"I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but … Read More

In a story that is sure to confuse Catholics the world over, the Daily Mail reports that Jesus is now living in sin with Madonna.Further complicating the matter for those who know more about the Pope than pop culture is the fact that Jesus made the move to Madonna's pad directly from his mother's home. "Isn't that redundant?" they are no doubt asking. (Indeed, non-Catholics are asking the same thing.)Allow us to clarify. Jesus is Jesus Luz, the dashing 22-year-old Brazilian model with whom Madonna, 50, has recently been keeping company. The two met three months ago … Read More

In any breakup, divorce, or 'break' lines in the sand get drawn and everyone has to choose a side. And why would that be any different for the Madonna – Guy Ritchie split? We'll spare you the obvious allies (or not, A-Rod's on her side and new squeeze Kelly Reilly is down with Guy) but some of the other might be a little less obvious. For the purpose of this exercise, we'll probably reference some dubious sources and likely jump to conclusions, just to show how silly this thing has gotten.

The Madonna Camp

Gwyneth Paltrow … Read More

There has been a lot of hubbub these past few weeks about Madonna and this Guy of hers (Guy Ritchie not Guy Oseary, they're doing good). First they were on the ropes, then A-Rod trotted into the picture, then Madonna's brother (Christopher Ciccone) came out with My Life With My Sister Madonna, and things appeared bleak. But everything started coming up Ritchie Family after that.

Guy's new flick RocknRolla got some critical love (it's out in the end of October stateside), Madonna is doing what she loves … Read More

Per the New York Post, Yankee Alex Rodriguez's wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, has filed for divorce. C-Rod (worst nickname ever) sited infidelity and neglect in her divorce petition. This story and its orbital proximity to Madonna are really beginning to get bizarre.

Divorce/ infidelity claims are pretty standard fair for the celeb set but this thing makes a hard right turn into the crazy town parking lot when Dodd Romero opened his mouth. In case you missed it, Romero, A-Rod's longtime trainer, claims that the slugger has been 'brainwashed' by Madonna and/or Kabbalah. Romero says that … Read More