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Labor Day is your last chance for summer loving, here's how to make it happen.
Hey, summer's almost over, what have you been doing? Seriously? All you've done this summer was see Transformers 2, Julie & Julia and The Final Destination and go to the Grand Canyon? You gotta get crackin', brah. While summer doesn't actually expire until the third week in September, Labor Day is traditionally the last hurrah. It's hard to call it "summer" once football starts.
So, how do you cram an entire summer of loving into a long weekend? "Like a ninja" is how.
Step one: Music. There's nothing like a musical montage to make it seem like something lasts much longer than … Read More
Why the "sexiest woman alive" has stars in her eyes for the "Twilight" hunk.
Megan Fox can, no doubt, have her choice of any man on or off the market.
FHM recently named Megan Fox the "Sexiest Woman Alive" and Fox's co-star, Shia LaBeouf, has stated he found it difficult not to attempt to make-out with Megan during shooting.
Fox, however, has her eyes on some else. According to E!Online, "a knowledgeable and well-established source who worked extensively on Jennifer's Body with Megan claims that Fox was running her mouth about how she 'hooked up' with Robert Pattinson."
The alleged hook up happened shortly after Fox broke up with her … Read More
Why it's almost impossible to stop yourself.
There are lots of things you don't know about a man when you meet him at a bar. Like, where he lives. Or who he knows. Or, sometimes, his name (which makes the phone number exchange mighty awkward the next morning). It is all part of the mystery, the fun…and the nature of the situation. Usually it/s better that way; knowing that kid likes Star Wars is not going to help set the mood.
Or, I don’t know…knowing he has a girlfriend?
I found myself in that precarious situation this past weekend. I was hangin' out when I was … Read More
The Yankees third baseman and America's sweetheart may have gotten frisky.
Wow. It looks like, if rumors can be believed, that a gossip bloggers dreams are coming true. It looks like a previous rendezvous at the re-launch of Miami's fabulous Hotel Fontainebleau may have set the table for a little A-Rod – Kate Hudson hookup.
Per PopCrunch, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez were spotted making out, locking lips and generally engaging all manner of tonsil-related hockey playing at an Upper East Side of Manhattan southwestern eatery last Friday. Solid.
Since his return from the disabled list (the DL where they place injured players to make way for another … Read More
It's tempting, but you really shouldn't. Don't. Here's some cab money.
In our younger, dumber days the unnecessary regrettable hook-up added proud, brag-worthy hair to our chest. We'd gladly regale in last night's mistakes over a round of brunch mimosas and a chorus of cackles. Of course, we'd swear on our eggs to never make such a trashtastic mistake again. Then we'd go home, sleep it off and do it again. And again. Alas, time makes everything old. Now we're ready to grab a Bloody Mary, discuss the headlines and travel the road less traveled: Self Control. If you too are cut out of the same Read More
College Humor spoofs "March of the Penguins."
Here's a little video for you on this Friday in August...because let's face it, you're not really doing much work anyway, right?
CollegeHumor has this hilarious spoof video of that cute little penguin documentary March of the Penguins, only this one's called "March of Shame" and it's about regrettable college hookups.
Narrated in uber-serious, Morgan Freeman-like intonations, the vid chronicles a trio of high-heel and short skirt-clad coeds who wake up next to some 19-year-old boys and then scamper across campus hoping not to get caught.
I'm a little bothered by the slut-shaming aspect of the vid -- … Read More
Only Sunday through Wednesday sweeties need apply.
Probably a prank, but just practical enough to be true: some fella in Chicago is allegedly looking for a sweetie on Craigslist -- but for Sunday through Wednesday nights only!
Says our Romeo:
I am looking for a single white good looking girl to be my girlfriend from Sunday thru Wednesday, because I come home to an empty house on each of those days. The problem is that both my roommates have serious girlfriends and rarely come home after work; leaving me alone and bored.
Weekends are for picking up "floozies" in bars, you see, so this part-time … Read More
A funny video in which one woman spills everything we've ever thought.
Thanks to our friends at thefrisky.com for recommending this metacafe.com video. It validates every single first date trepidation we've ever had.
I moved this weekend. If my blogs haven’t been my very best for the past...
I moved this weekend. If my blogs haven’t been my very best for the past couple of weeks, I blame it solely on my distraction and pure frustration over looking at 6x8 rooms that I’d have to sell my ovaries to rent. But it’s all gravy, baby because I finally found a nice place. The apartment is gorgeous and I’m in this great new neighborhood in the city that I’m dying to explore, and explore I will – along with some fresh dating options. Last week, I wrote about meeting guys in public places and trying to gage … Read More
Embrace your inner voyeur by hearing steamy secrets about hookups gone wild.
Contrary to the jabs by your own guilty conscience, you're not the only one that's done something worth confessing. TrueHookupConfessions.com is the premiere spot on the web to spill your guts in the format of a post, and then get honest feedback on it - or maybe even a couple of "me too"s.
Here are a couple of recent posts that have been getting some nods of agreement...
"My goal for the weekend is to find a distraction dude until my future husband realizes that he loves me."
"I accidentally made out, hardcore, with one of my best friends … Read More