According to Yahoo News, a fight between former common-law spouses in Pasadena, Texas took a turn for the ugly and their pets suffered the consequences. The non-couple were in an argument over the ownership of some jewelry that the man had gifted to the woman but took back after the split. The woman took her revenge on the family pets. In a burst of Zeus-ian comeuppance, she kidnapped and the goldfish from his home, then fried and ate them. The man was incensed and called the police. The fuzz responded with 'Uh, this is between y'all.'* To date, PETA … Read More

It is a truth universally acknowledged that "sex with an ex" falls somewhere between "crush on a co-worker" and "affair with a married man" on the great Don't Go There continuum—an emotional quagmire, best avoided if you know what's good for you. You're playing with fire, psychologists admonish would-be repeat offenders in their advice columns and call-in shows. It will only bring back a flood of emotions. Find someone new and keep that door shut, girlfriend. Nerve: Sex, Lies & Pubic Hair On The First Date

With all due respect, I think the advice columnists are wrong: breakup sex is … Read More

What's new in Alicia wonderland since last seen in St. Tropez with her not-quite-divorced-yet  beau?  Celebrity Love: Is Alicia Keys Wrecking A Marriage?

According to Bossip.com, Alicia Keys (this week named by Us Magazine as one of the "25 Most Stylish New Yorkers, by the way) threw boyfriend, Swizz Beatz, another glitzy party—this time for his birthday—at Kush nightclub in NYC after the VMA's.

Witnesses say that ex-wife, Mashonda paid security over $1,000 to crash the party. She crashed it alright—with a bang! Bossip says:

We hear that Alicia remained calm but Mashonda went in on Alicia … Read More

I'm not sure if you saw the recent news that Jennifer Aniston is still talking about her marriage to William Bradley "Brad" Pitt. The tune has mellowed for the most part, she says, "In contrast to what people say, Brad and I have a very cordial relationship. I admire him a lot for what he is doing to help other people and I think he is an extraordinary actor."

While I think she meant "really good actor," I think the rest is just outstanding. Sure, she seems particularly loquacious about the Pitt-Jolie's when she has a project that needs pimping … Read More

As we previously reported, Debbie Rowe wants her children back. She told this to NBC-LA in a 90-minute phone interview. She offered to undergo DNA testing to prove that she is the biological mother of Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael, the children she gave birth to when she was married to Michael Jackson. She's even reportedly expressed a willingness to raise Prince Michael II ("Blanket"), the child Michael Jackson had with an anonymous surrogate after they divorced. 

But immediately after her NBC-LA interview, Rowe's lawyer gave a press conference stating that her decision on seeking custody was not … Read More

According to Access Hollywood, sources have confirmed that Debbie Rowe, Michael Jackson's ex-wife and mother of his two eldest children, will attend tomorrow's public memorial service for Michael.

MJ's former business associate Marc Schaffel announced last night that Debbie will sit in the VIP section of the stadium for the service, along with Michael's family and close friends. When a reporter asked him whether Debbie has contacted the family since Michael's death on June 25, he said Debbie had attempted to reach the family but hadn't yet made contact. Can You Stay Friends … Read More

Celebrity stories too juicy to miss. Here's what else went down today in celeb-love-land.

Megan Fox and Zac Efron's Dinner Date [OK! Magazine]

Michael Jackson "intentionally" omitted Debbie Rowe from will. [Us Magazine]

"Michael Jackson left all his assets to the Michael Jackson Family Trust and cut out former wife Debbie Rowe, according to his 7-year-old will filed Wednesday in a Los Angeles court. His mother, Katherine Jackson, 79, is named as a beneficiary."

Diana Ross was the second caregiver listed for Michael Jackson's children, not Debbie Rowe.  [ABC News]

Are The Bachelor's Molly and Jason together? [Read More

Splitting up may be the right thing to do. To help you recognize the mistakes you may be making now—and to avoid future missteps—here are 15 of the biggest and most frequent divorce blunders.

Written by Gabrielle Linzer and Christina Parrella for AOL Health.

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Apparently the former Mrs. Rodriguez wants to play favorites with her ex-husband's love interests: she's made it clear that she prefers his latest lady, Kate Hudson, to the Material Girl.

According to PopCrunch, sources revealed to TransWorld News that Cynthia Rodriguez believes the Almost Famous star is an step up for the Yankees third baseman.

"Cynthia adores Kate," said the insider, "She's a huge fan of Kate's movies and thinks Kate is a better fit for Alex than Madonna was."

Cynthia may have a point there. Though the romance seems to have come from left field, Alex and … Read More

Bruce Willis may still have feelings for his ex-wife, but according to him, that's just how he lives his life.

"Everyone can understand resentment and envy in the breakup of a marriage," Willis told W magazine in an exclusive interview, "but they don’t understand how I can get along with my ex like that. Demi and I made a choice to put the kids first, and we’re really lucky that it turns out we all have fun together. I still love her, and I have a lot of respect for how she lives her life.”

Demi's life, which we've … Read More