OPEN SCENE: MOM and DAUGHTER are walking through a sunny vale.

Daughter: "Mom, is there ever a time that you feel, not so virginal?"
Mom: "Of course, sweetheart. I've been married to your father for 30 years and had you and your brother and sister."
Daughter: "I know mom, but I just want to wear white for the wedding, not mother-of-pearl or 'hussy white.'"
Mom: "Oh, is there something I should know about? You know Danny Peterman doesn't count."
Daughter: "Hah, tell me about it. It's just that Keith's family is really old fashioned and they expect a little spotting on the wedding night sheets."
Mom: "Oh, … Read More

After being left at the altar, Franz Wisner decided to go on his honeymoon—with his brother. After traveling to 53 countries during a two-year span, Wisner penned a New York Times bestselling memoir, the aptly titled Honeymoon With My Brother. But, the journey didn't stop there. The pair recently traveled to seven more countries, along the way looking to learn about love, relationships and romance around the world. Wisner's travels led him to not only recover from his breakup, but to find a new love. Dumped? 10 Healthy Ways To Heal

Watch this video about Wisner's journey … Read More

Men do lots of crazy things for love. Sometimes they spray paint His Initials "Heart" Her Initials on water towers. Other times we invade Troy. And, once in a blue moon, we get drunk, steal an airplane and run it off a runway. All of these things make sense. Manually removing one's genitalia (with a knife) does not.

Per AOL News, a man in southern Egypt, the so-called upper Nile, cut off his own penis with a knife because his parents would not permit him to marry a lady below his station. The scorned member was not in … Read More

An abstinence group in suburban Atlanta is offering couples $10k to wait until marriage for sex. They got no takers, now people are eligible if they denounce premarital sex and don't live together. From The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

The gents over at Asylum have thrown together their worst first date ideas. The list includes the old unoriginal fallbacks and suggests something that no woman would ever like. Or would they?

Over at The Frisky they discuss the 10 best songs that objectify women. Sadly, Soulja Boy doesn't make the cut, but Ghostface Killah's … Read More