Just like celebrity deaths come in waves (hello, summer of 2009!), so do celebrity breakups. And so far April 2010 has been a graveyard for partnered-up famous people. Join us for a review of all these blissful love affairs gone to crap.
We know a handful of very important things. 1) It would be really great if everyone were nice to each other. And 2) you can't choke all of your problems away. Per the New York Post, Paris Hilton and her dude, Doug Reinhardt, involved themselves in a bit of fisticuffs after a Halloween party over the weekend. It should be noted that it was Seal and Heidi Klum's party, so it was likely quite awesome. Read: Man's Fascination With Paris Hilton Explained
New details have emerged as to the real reason why Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt ended their relationship on Tuesday night. According to Page Six, Doug was hanging out with his pal Brody Jenner at the L.A. club Darkroom. They were watching the Lakers game with Kendhal Beal, the Texas beauty queen whose been linked on and off to Brody since last year. A source says that Doug, Brody and Kendhal were just innocently catching up, watching the game and taking shots. Well, it all seemed very casual until Paris caught wind that they were all hanging out. She showed up at the bar in a jealous rage and threw ice and fruit at Kendhal.
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have broken up, unsurprisingly, after six months of conjugal bliss and public humping, and she’s now locked her mantis-like gaze on Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.
Paris Hilton and her intended, Doug Reinhardt, were asked to leave the yacht they were partying on over the weekend because their out-in-the-open humping was just too gross for words, according to the UK's Daily Mirror. The two were guests on a yacht owned by Elton John's husband, David Furnish, and decided to get it on in a loo. Which is rude, you know? "They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time," a source tells The Mirror. "David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior. Everyone congratulated the captain." Read: Have Sex In The Lavatory The Right Way
The Superficial tells us that Paris Hilton has been chatting up her former beau, Stavros Niarchros almost daily, despite claiming to be head over heels for her current baseball player boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.
Forgive us for our skepticism, but after two broken engagements we don't take every word from the 21st century's Zsa Zsa Gabor* as gospel (unless it's "That's hot." Then we believe her). But Paris Hilton says she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have made the mature, adult decision to enter into a binding legal contract. E! Online reports that the glorious nuptials may happen as soon as this summer.
Amanda Bynes breaks up with baseball player and reality show dude Doug Reinhardt.
Amanda Bynes seen spending a lot of time with Lauren's ex, Doug Reinhardt. Ew...
