Alan Wieder became obsessed with his penis in 2005. Convinced that it was the smallest in the world, he spent the entire year poring over penis-size statistics, measuring his manhood (up to 20 times a day), and yes, even trying to increase his size through questionable contraptions.Size, Apparently, Matters More To Guys

Four years later, after going through lots of therapy and penning a memoir about his neurotic obsession entitled Year of the c**k, Wieder is finally at peace with his size. In fact, he's even able to joke about it. He recently published a list of the "13 … Read More

If there's one thing I've learned writing these columns, it's that you ladies have penis on the brain. Which is why I'm going to admit that my penis is so huge, so gargantuan, that when I get excited, I barely have enough skin with which to whistle. Seriously. It's like three grapefruits in a gym sock. Trash bags are my preferred prophylactic. I ain't bragging or nothin'.

Does size really matter? How do you know your vagina isn't all floppy? I knew a dude once who described sleeping with a woman as "driving a hatchback through the Lincoln Tunnel." … Read More

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Of course size matters. But should you lie about it? [Em and Lo]

He is already sensitive about it, and he is just hoping you haven't been with any well-endowed men. So if you overcompensate with an outright fabrication such as, "It's huge. It's the biggest one I've ever seen," he will know you are lying.

When is the right time in a relationship to talk about money? [First Wives World]

When you think your new relationship is heading to the next level (so not on date two but when discussing … Read More

I'm well aware I'm just about the last twenty-something who lives in New York City who actually is sitting home on a Saturday night watching Saturday Night Live. But sometimes I'm rewarded with little gems like this spoof of the sex-drenched nighttime soap Gossip Girl.

(Note to out-of-towners: Murray Hill's a neighborhood in New York City just south of Midtown with a fratty milieu. It's populated by lots of recent college graduates who work in finance or law the kind of guy who—stereotypically— has a big ego and would want a big dick to go with it.  Hence a spoof … Read More

Here's everything you ever wanted to know—but thought you were too old to ask.

According to Laura Berman, PhD, author of The Passion Prescription, even sexually savvy adults have questions about penis size (it might matter), sex after marriage (does it stop?), and a man's sexual prime (hint: younger is not always better).

"Sexually speaking, people are on a constant quest to know if they are normal," says Berman. So get out your notebook—anda ruler!—and see how your knowledge stacks up.

Does Size Matter? There's no definitive, er, yardstick that can be used to measure sexual performance—but size does come … Read More