Would you dump a guy if he didn't "match up" to your standards?
One Size Fits All In Italy when you go to buy a belt, it doesn't matter what your size is because every belt is made so that it can be cut down or expanded to "custom fit" whoever is going to wear it. The Italian makers go by the motto 'one size fits all'. If this can work for what goes "on" our bodies... it stands to reason we can employ the same creative motto for what goes "in" our bodies! When it comes to sex and size there is no end to the beliefs and myths that abound.
Being small in the bust isn't all bad. In fact, a petite rack comes with some big advantages.
They're the butt of more than a few jokes. They're an embarrassment to many of their owners. They're something that few men's magazines celebrate or even acknowledge. They're small breasts. And despite everything, we think they're fabulous.
Well, guys, finally you have it. Someone who is willing to tell you the truth. I myself have heard Dr. Ruth say that size doesn’t matter. I’m not sure where she gets her information, but, truly, (and you do want to know the truth, don’t you?), it DOES matter.
If there's one thing I've learned writing these columns, it's that you ladies have penis on the brain. Which is why I'm going to admit that my penis is so huge, so gargantuan, that when I get excited, I barely have enough skin with which to whistle. Seriously. It's like three grapefruits in a gym sock. Trash bags are my preferred prophylactic. I ain't bragging or nothin'.
Does size really matter? How do you know your vagina isn't all floppy? I knew a dude once who described sleeping with a woman as "driving a hatchback through the Lincoln Tunnel." I am convinced y'all make so much of a fuss about size as a passive-aggressive way to get back at dudes who you perceive as judging you solely by your boobs, waist, and butt. But when it comes to sex, good sex, bite-mark-on-the-shoulder sex, we are the sum of our physical, and emotional, parts. Otherwise, you're not having sex. You're just slapping bits.
How to tell him size does matter, when to get "financially naked," and why his muscles bulge.
Love Bytes: three must-click sex, dating and relationship links. How to tell him size does matter, when to get "financially naked," and why his muscles bulge.
I'm well aware I'm just about the last twenty-something who lives in New York City who actually is sitting home on a Saturday night watching Saturday Night Live. But sometimes I'm rewarded with little gems like this spoof of the sex-drenched nighttime soap Gossip Girl.
Think you know everything about the birds and bees? Think again!
Here's everything you ever wanted to know—but thought you were too old to ask.
According to Laura Berman, PhD, author of The Passion Prescription, even sexually savvy adults have questions about penis size (it might matter), sex after marriage (does it stop?), and a man's sexual prime (hint: younger is not always better).
"Sexually speaking, people are on a constant quest to know if they are normal," says Berman. So get out your notebook—anda ruler!—and see how your knowledge stacks up.
Does Size Matter? There's no definitive, er, yardstick that can be used to measure sexual performance—but size does come into play. "Studies show that sexually satisfied women perceive their partner's penises to be large, while unsatisfied women see them as smaller," says Berman.
