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Look at this creepy creeperson! He'll have you swallowing like 5 Plan B's in no time.

Love Bytes: The 10 Creepiest Love Songs Ever

Plus, Plan B may soon be available over the counter. No more awkward Planned Parenthood visits.

The creepiest song lyrics ever. Having babies too late may be even less safe than we thought. Do not start having sex with your neighbor if you want a relationship. Is your guy totally into someone else? Plan B may soon be available over-the-counter. Good-looking friends make you look... better. Hugs may not be as innocent as you think. France may ban prostitution.

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Tips From A Stripper On Which Men To Avoid

Get dating tips from a stripper. After all, men are her specialty.

You can tell a lot about a man by how he acts in a strip club. I'm here to connect the dots, so you don't have to waste your time. Obviously, not all men frequent strip clubs, but all types of men do.

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Sex Addicts, Sexual Anorexics, Now Breast Addicts

A lifelong boob man comes clean about his breast addiction.

Every time I step outside my front door, I'm subconsciously indexing all the important things I need to be aware of. Cars, buses, cabs, anything that moves and could break my spine? Check. Where I'm going, how to get there, and what time it is? Check. Is that dog poop on the sidewalk? Yes. But the remaining percentage of my brain? It's focusing on breasts. If it's between catching a train and taking an extra 10 seconds to stare at the top half of some woman digging in her purse for her cell phone, I'm missing the train. It has to end. I must become Spartacus to Breasts' Rome. Here is my plan.

nice guy bad boy

Why Nice Guys Are Still Bad Boys

Classic gentleman or closeted creep? There might not be much of a difference.

The Nice Guy question had always vexed me, because I'm Nice—but really only in comparison to some of these hammers and nails I see in bars, aggressively hitting on you women. (I really don't know how you all deal with it.) Then it struck me one night while I was being Nice to a girl—I want to sleep with her just as much as that a-hole over there does. Which makes me just as much of a creep.

Evan Rachel Wood Marilyn Manson back together

Evan Rachel Wood Goes Back To Marilyn Manson Again

We are still so confused about this relationship!

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson (in case you're new, Evan is the girl) have rekindled their romance, and we are frantically searching for bleach to scrub our eyes, because for the love of tiny baby pandas, this is wrong.

Young woman yelling at older man

Advice For Dating Outside Your Age Group

Pitfalls to avoid when dating as a cougar or a trophy.

In my twenties, I dated a guy who was 12 years older than me. In my thirties, I went in the other direction, dating a dude 11 years my junior. (Don't you dare call me a cougar!) Although both ended rather badly, I feel like that while the gaping age difference didn't directly cause either relationship's demise, it certainly didn't help. Mostly because I wasn't very graceful about handling it. So, learn from my mistakes. Whichever way your May/December relationship skews, there are certain pitfalls you should do your best to avoid.

LisaRaye' s Husband Cheats With BET Host?

LisaRaye' s Husband Cheats With BET Host?

Michael Misick may have crept with BET's Rocsi.

Actress LisaRaye is in a bad place. Her husband has some legal stuff going on and may be creeping on her with a VJ from BET. You would think once you marry the Premier of Turks and Caicos that you would have it made. Sucktown.

LisaRaye’s Husband Cheats With BET Host?

LisaRaye’s Husband Cheats With BET Host?

Michael Misick may have crept with BET's Rocsi.

Actress LisaRaye is in a bad place. Her husband has some legal stuff going on and may be creeping on her with a VJ from BET. You would think once you marry the Premier of Turks and Caicos that you would have it made. Sucktown.