From the sensible to the outlandish, what are your reasons for rejecting a guy?
Someone once told me that the reason I'm still single is because my standards are too high. I laughed in her face, flipping through a mental catalog of the disgusting creatures who've woken up in my bed. "Au contraire," I told her. "I think my standards are non existent."
But last night, as I enjoyed a large DQ Blizzard while watching the latest drama on The Real Housewives of New York, I started reflecting on my dating past and why none of those boys are in my dating present. I grabbed a piece of paper (Ok, the back of a takeout menu…it was closer) and began listing all of the guys I've met/gotten naked with.
To my horror, the list had more dishes than the Chinese menu it was written on.
I suffered a pulmonary embolism from taking the Yaz birth control pill.
Some of you may remember my issues with the birth control pill, Yaz. After surviving a pulmonary embolism, I can now consider myself relatively healthy although doctors are not sure if I will have more complications in the future. Even though I've been off my medication for two and a half years, I am still dealing with what happened every day.
People mag's Sexiest Man Alive issue is here, but Bradley Cooper has nothing on these dead dudes.
Heartthrobs just aren't what they used to be. Bradley Cooper is People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive? He's kind of cute and French-speaking and all, but a bit too vanilla in my opinion. Same with Ryan "Ken doll" Gosling, and I realize I'm in the minority of females here.
Why acting coy could end your relationship for good.
Ah, matters of the heart. Just when we think things are going to get easier, some complications come about and we're back to square one, trying to figure out where we went wrong.
Those tell-tale signs that your relationship is taking a turn for the worse, that for some reason you haven't seemed to notice? We like to call these "red flags," and apparently we're pretty good at ignoring them when we don't want to admit to the reality of things: that the guy we’re dating is a complete douche and it's time to give him the boot.
This look is definitely doable (and sexy), if you follow the rules.
When it's hot and sticky out, no one wants to wear more than the bare minimum when it comes to clothing. Want to let the girls breathe for a day? Stick to these tips.
The bedroom is no place for a spatula. Sorry, Cosmo.
Cosmo is at it again, serving up the latest batch of crazy sex advice in their August issue. And once again, College Candy took the opportunity to make digs at their sometimes cringe-worthy sex tips. They've got some pretty hilarious things to say, but we here at YourTango like to add our own hilariousness to the mix.
Five reasons to drool over this Yankee--besides that 3,000th hit, plus some hot pics!
I'm a huge Yankees fan. It's a fact. An inarguable one, actually. I mean, what 12-year-old girl gets Yankee tickets for her birthday? (If you couldn't figure that one out, it would be me.) My most recent superfluous expenditure was my 100-dollars-a-pop July 9th tickets. Nevermind that my (BRAND-SPANKIN'-NEW) car broke down en-route to the game, I got to attend one of the greatest days of Derek Jeter’s career. Congrats on 3,000 Captain, and here's five reasons everyone should love Derek Jeter.
Another month, another issue of Cosmo laden with awkward sex and love advice.
Cosmo definitely has some helpful tips, but there's also a lot of—how do I put this—hogwash floating around in there. College Candy realizes most of the magazine's so-called "facts" and love/sex advice should be taken with a grain of salt and feel it's appropriate (if not necessary) to poke a little fun. They scrutinize and ridicule the entire July issue cover-to-cover.
Does endless orgasmic energy sound like fun to you? Try tantric sex.
Cue two naked couples, both in sexual scenarios.
Couple 1: attacks each other like wild animals, both racing to the big O.
Couple 2: takes their time, pleasing each other in various kama sutra-like positions, aiming to prolong the act of sex by channeling sexual energy and increasing intimacy, letting go of all reservations and connecting to their sexual experience spiritually before engaging in the physical.
