car sex
Going fast and going all the way at the same time.
Ever since the invention of the automobile, cars and sex (and its more PG versions) have been intertwined. Who doesn't remember the movie Grease with all its vehicular sexual shenanigans in the back of Chevrolets while parked at the Drive-In, depicting a time more seemingly pure but just as risqué. Even Kate and Leo's sex scene in Titanic takes place in a car (on a boat).
In our own lives (and our own rides), we have all impersonated these scenes. In high school, if a room or bed couldn't be found, a car was often readily available. As we … Read More
How Cast teaches the basics of vehicular intercourse.
The dudes over at Asylum posted a nice How Cast video on how to successfully have sex in a car. Check it out:
That was somewhat informative, right? Yeah, we thought it was a little vanilla and basic. Sure parking in a safe, legal area and reclining the passenger's seat to horizontal is a good rookie initiation but pretty basic. What about stopping the engine, foreplaying for 20 minutes to let the car cool, and then railing on the hood? And what about wearing a skirt and recreating that scene from the craptastic Charlie Sheen-Kristy Swanson vehicle … Read More
A Wisconsin couple fell 150 feet after failing to set the parking brake.
Let this be a lesson to anyone fornicating in a beautiful locale: be aware of your surroundings. A sex-loving couple in Wisconsin neglected to set their parking brake and the motion of the ocean sent their car to a 150-foot fall per the local CBS affiliate. They survived with bruises and broken bones.
We sure hope he got out in time, otherwise trauma. What's the lesson? Always use protection even if that protection is just engaging your emergency brake. Remember this little rhyme: if this car's a-rockin' the parkin' brake is probably not a-lockin,' so you may not … Read More
By Associated Press MOSCOW, Idaho A carnival worker who hit a telephone...
By Associated Press
MOSCOW, Idaho - A carnival worker who hit a telephone pole with his SUV blamed the crash on two friends having sex in the back seat.
Joshua D. Frank, who had been living on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. He was fined $188.
Frank told Moscow police he was driving near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle. According to a probable cause affidavit, he said the movement caused the … Read More