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At G8 summit, Barack Obama shows he's just a normal guy—and a butt man who likes Brazilians.
Barack Obama is President of the United States of America. Barack Obama is a world leader. Barack Obama is a visionary.
Barack Obama...is a butt man.
A startling photo captured at yesterday's G8 summit in Italy exposes an unknown insight about our President: he likes a little junk in the trunk. According to Think Fashion, Obama was caught on film in a shot that makes it look like he was looking at the Brazilian behind of Mayara Tavares, a 16-year-old high school student from outside Rio de Janeiro. Mayara was one of 54 student … Read More
Sometimes your guy needs to be told "exit only!" Here are 7 ways to say it.
According to [the Frisky blogger] Amelia, anal sex is one of the things men love that women just don’t understand. Well, guys love the booty and they love doin' the butt even more than chicken wings, gadgets, and boobies combined! While Dr. V [of the Frisky] has been teaching all of us how to have anal sex, not everyone is down for that kind of lesson. Now I don't want to seem uptight, I know it's perfectly safe and, in some cases, really effective. But personally, I've already been schooled in anal and although I flunked the … Read More
When hanging curtains, watch out for rogue potatoes!
Those men, always getting themselves into buttloads of trouble! They really should know better...
Yesterday Boinkology alerted us to this story about a priest who got a potato stuck in his tush—apparently he fell backwards and up his ass it went. Riiight. Quoth the surgeon who extracted the sad root vegetable:
He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.
Advice on how to spank and get spanked.
It's not often that thanks to Victorian-era erotica, a 15-year-old girl experiences a sexual epiphany. But that's exactly what happened to Katherine* during her sophomore year of high school.
When her debate team stopped at a bookstore on an out-of-town trip, a friend purchased a book of 19th century sex stories. You know what happens next: on the bus ride home, a wide-eyed Katherine pored over one tale about a man and his female servant.
This sexcapade, though, had a special twist: it involved a lot of spanking.
"I thought, 'Oh my God, this is an actual thing! I'm not … Read More