No, they're not real. That'd be the answer to your question had you been wondering about Miss California's Barbie-doll-like cup size. The runner up to Miss North Carolina for the Miss USA title (who has been no stranger to the headlines lately) was outed Friday when a Miss California pageant official admitted, during an interview on  The Early Show, that the pageant paid for Carrie Prejean (Miss California) to receive breast implants, reports HuffPo.

Wacky is one word for this story, disappointing and disturbing are two others. For one thing, stating the obvious, … Read More

Love Bytes: three must click sex, dating and relationship links.

7 tips for meeting his parents. [College Candy]

I know you want to suck up to his parents, but don’t forget the rest of the family. Be polite when introducing yourself and be prepared for anything from handshakes to hugs and kisses.

Are guys really into breast implants? [Em and Lo]

But admittedly, much like artificially flavored food, no matter how close to the original they get, the real thing always tastes better.

Should you like about your sexual past? [Yahoo Shine]

If you're planning to take a beach vacation in the next couple of weeks, in addition to watching out for jellyfish, be on the lookout for plastic breasts!

According to The Australian, Men's magazine Ralph was shipping $200,000 of fake mammaries from Beijing to its headquarters down under, but when the container arrived in Sydney it was empty! Where are the 130,000 pairs of plastic pectoral pillows? No one knows.

The magazine was planning to give the fake tits as free gifts with their January issue, but, alas, if the breasts aren't found within 48 hours … Read More

Depressing: a study of 2,000 men in Britain found 16% think their wives could use a little nip and tuck, while 6% would like to see a "complete overhaul."  Till her refusal of plastic surgery do us part, I guess?

A third of men said plastic surgery would spruce up their sex life (um, have you actully felt a fake boob?) and a fifth said plastic surgery could actually save their marriage.  Oh, please.  Just divorce right now.  Here, use my lawyer.

Men thought their wives would look better with work done on her tummy, legs and … Read More

God, if only this can be true. While this story has been circulating for a couple of days now, we wanted to hold off until there was more info but decided to say "screw it" we'll ride on rumor, innuendo, and wild speculation. And we thought I'm Not Obsessed covered the story with the proper skepticism and glee. But are Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson seeing each other?

So far we got they went out for drinks but it was on the DL since Jacko operates exclusively in a shroud of secrecy and sometimes under a blanket … Read More

Mattel's famously ill-proportioned doll looks like a feminist role model next to an online game with growing popularity among young British and French girls where players create avatars that compete to be “the coolest, richest and most famous bimbo in the whole world."

The game, Missbimbo.com works on a Sim City-like premise: enhance or die. In this case, players are given a naked avatar that must be fed sparingly, kept on a costly diet pill regimen and complete tasks like buying breast implants in order to earn virtual "mula" and increase popularity ranking -- measured in … Read More