Usually when a couple gets arrested on their wedding night, it involves alcohol, an absurd fight and people waking up in a jail cell. If the arrest takes place at the reception, it will generally involve the groom's old rugby buddies and/or the sister's idiot younger brother. If it takes place in the honeymoon suite, it usually involves someone flirting or someone too intoxicated to have sex. Read: Couple Spends Wedding Night In Jail

Well, a couple in Sevierville, Tennessee didn't get the memo regarding OK reasons to get arrested on their wedding night. They got pinched for larceny … Read More

OK. We’re reasonably sure that Beyonce and Jay-Z married each other on Friday. The timing was too perfect. Then our friend’s mom explained to us the significance of ‘4’. Quickly, the wedding was to have taken place on 4/4/08. Both were born on the fourth day of a month, which accounts for the first 2 ‘4’s. The ‘8’ is attained by adding the ‘4’s together. And they each have a Roman numeral ‘4’ tatted on their ring fingers. This explanation reminds us of the MTV special on the Wu Tang Clan back in the 90’s (you get to 36 … Read More

Oh boy. It looks like everybody’s in NYC this week for some big celebration at Jay-Z’s club. And there is rumor of an event in which the participants are only to wear white. And Kanye West, Pharrell Williams, P-Diddy, and Jermaine Dupri are all in town. And this marriage license thing. And Bossip is reporting that there was some sort of bachelor party-like event in Toronto last night. Yep, you put all of this together and it sounds like Jay and Beyonce are celebrating something, like the signing of the biggest contract in the history of the record industry. Jay-Z … Read More

According to CBS News in Jacksonville, Jay-Z (AKA Shawn Carter, AKA Jigga, AKA Iceberg Slim, AKA J-Hova, AKA Joe Camel) and Beyonce Knowles (“I don’t think you’re ready for this!”) have obtained a marriage license in the New York city of Scarsdale. According to NY law, they have 60 days to get hitched. Scarsdale is a northern suburb of NYC.

These guys have come a long way. They’ve basically been together for 6 years but really have been reluctant to talk about/admit it. Who did they think they were fooling? After their 2003 duet of “Bonnie and Clyde,” it … Read More

From Reuters

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A former Morgan Stanley financial analyst and her husband, an ex-hedge fund analyst at ING, were sentenced to a year and half each on Tuesday for insider trading.

Jennifer Wang and Ruopian Chen, of Englishtown, New Jersey, were sentenced during a hearing in Manhattan before U.S. District Judge Colleen McMahon.

But in an unusual twist to the case, McMahon sentenced them such that Chen would finish his prison time before Wang is jailed. McMahon staggered the sentences as the couple have an infant son.

Tango’s Take
“So she says, ‘Honey, we’re not doing enough time … Read More