Last Friday, Kate Major confirmed Hailey Glassman's claim that Jon Gosselin has a small package. In an interview with Life & Style magazine, Kate said, "I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's definitely not." Supposedly, the former rivals are now pals, having laughed together over Jon's genital shortcomings.

We're not convinced that Hailey and Kate 2.0 are the winners here. Jon might be "hung like a 9-year-old boy," as Hailey so eloquently put it, but she and Ms. Major were the ones who took that three-inch wonder for a ride. Before you trash-talk a former flame, remember that … Read More

Elin Nordegren is a beauty. His mistresses? "Butterfaces," as the blogosphere has unanimously ruled. So why did Tiger Woods cheat? And so many times? And with so many of "those kind of women?" Why Powerful Men Cheat

Theory #1: Blame it on the old maxim that says "for every beautiful woman in the world, there's a guy who's tired of sleeping with her."

Theory #2: Blame it on the elusive female orgasm.

Theory #3: Blame it on the "Coolidge Effect," aka that peculiar phenomenon by which males, seen in nearly every species, show continuously high sexual performance given the introduction … Read More

Despite the slack economy, people still spent their time and money on entertainment this year, and it wasn't always worth it. Need proof? Check out these low moments of on-screen sexuality. From the silver screen to live television, here are 2009's worst offenders of tasteless, icky or just plain unsexy sex scenes. 

1. Nite Owl II and Silk Spectre II in The Watchmen
We weren't sure if this was supposed to be funny or sexy, but it failed on both counts. This strange, awkward, quasi-fetish superhero lovemaking scene took place on board a spaceship and was set to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah." … Read More

People, I've noticed, dislike a few things unequivocally. One of them is bad poetry. The other thing is bad sex. (I used to hold the opinion that sex, like pizza, couldn't "bad" because it's still sex or pizza; I no longer feel that way.) When you put bad sex and bad poetry together, you get such an unapologetically terrible experience that you're not sure what to do with your own eyeballs. 

But what happens when good writers produce enjoyable works of literature with comically bad sex scenes? The 17th Literary Review Bad Sex In Fiction Award is what happens. According to Read More

We're not going to lie. Women are a fickle sort. When it comes to sex, some women like this, some women like that, and some women don't know what the hell they want. One thing we are sure of, though, is if you're bad in bed—at least, in our opinion. Maybe it's us. Maybe it's you. But if the sparks aren't flying when we're banging uglies, it could be because we think you don't have what it takes in the bedroom. What's up with that? The Frisky: 7 Sexual Partners That Don't (Have To) Count

You're A Two-Pump Chump. … Read More

RH Reality Check (the website for "information and analysis for reproductive health") recently received the following letter from a reader named Jessica:

My boyfriend does not satisfy me sexually. He only lasts about ten minutes, he won't rub my clit because he doesn't want bodily fluids on his hand and he won't eat me out because he thinks it's nasty, but he thinks that I should give him head. We have been together two years and now it is really affecting me. What can I do?

The RH Reality Check advisor, Heather Corinna, tries her best to support Jessica by saying … Read More

The old cliché warns against judging a book by its cover, and this is especially true when sizing up a lover. You just can't tell how sexually adventurous a person is by looking at them. Appearances don't always deceive; sometimes they just obscure the truth. And I've learned over the years that just because she looks Amish, doesn't mean she doesn't have a vibrator the size of a jackhammer under her bed. The Frisky: 21 Reasons Not To Have Sex, From A Former Prude

This fact of romance became apparent to me over the span of six months many … Read More

Let's say you and your signifcant other are having major sex problems. Perhaps he can't maintain an erection, finishes too quickly, or you never finish because he doesn't know what in God's name he's doing. You've got some kinks to work out. Big kinks. The Myth of the Male Orgasm

Could you ever imagine hiring a "sexual healer" to sharpen his skills? And when we say "sexual healer" we mean a woman who sleeps with him and offers him pointers. Think of it as hands-on consulting. Therapists: Virtual Worlds ‘Could Replace Real Relationships’

Mare Simone boasts … Read More

Mike Alvear wrote a two-part series on how to tell a man or a woman he or she is bad in bed. For dudes, he suggests they repeatedly ask their ladies what she likes in bed in hopes she'll get the hint and ask what he likes. He also advises bringing up the conversation casually while reading the morning paper (not in bed and definitely not just after sex), and telling a woman what you want more of and not less of. For women, he makes the same suggestions, but advises them to have their conversation … Read More

Love Bytes: Three must click dating, sex and relationship links.

10 Things Not To Say To A Film Guy. [Lemondrop]

Some guys' jobs just sound cool -- fighter pilot, bodyguard, film dude. Though the latter's day-to-day may be more mundane than Martin Scorsese's, it's easy to be impressed by a film snob, smelly "Clerks" T-shirt notwithstanding.

Places NOT To Have Sex. [The Frisky]

Sexy Time: Blame It On The L-L-L-Lube. [College Candy]