A messy split from husband Jordan Bratman. The National Anthem lyric-flub at the Super Bowl. A fall onstage at the Grammys. And now, an arrest? We're a little scared to think about what's next for Christina Aguilera.
It's rough out there, friends. Unemployment is high. Banks are taking a harder stance on foreclosures. And something else that's really crappy. But America's happiest people, swingers (don't argue with me about this), are really starting to feel the pinch too. NYC swingers clubs are getting beat up by the economy. And a woman in Illinois TRIED to beat up a cop with a sex toy over an unpaid bill. BUT not all sex toy stories are bad news. A hilarious and uplifting tale about when to say when.
We're sad to report that former New York Giants football player Lawrence Taylor was arrested for rape in the wee hours of Thursday morning in New York, CBS reports. The football legend, who was inducted into the Hall of Fame in in 1999, stands accused of paying a 16-year-old runaway girl, who was brought to Taylor's hotel room against her will, $300 to have sex with him.
A young German tried to get his Rapunzel on and spent the night in the slammer like MC Hammer. He climbed up to his girlfriend's second-story window, but she was so spooked she called the police and they arrested the man. Though the mix-up was explained, the man's outstanding warrant was not so easily assuaged.
Colorado authorities are trying to involve Charlie Sheen's exes, Kelly Preston and Denise Richards, in their case against him for allegedly battering wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas Day.
All guys have been there before. You pay for a nice dinner, a trip to the cinema and perhaps a horse-drawn carriage through the park and, at the end of the night, go in for a hug / kiss and possibly something x'tra. And then, all you get is a hug with the same amount of warmth and eroticism as the handshake after a bad job interview. If the guy doesn't really dig the gal, he thinks, at least for one cheap, shameful moment, "Wow, I dropped $150 and I only got an MFing hug. But this is nothing compared to the indignation we feel when we really are paying for sex, and still don't get it.
Le sigh. Talk about love gone wrong. Once upon a time, Michael Lohan and Erin Muller were sweethearts. But when Muller tried to break things off this past March, Lohan allegedly threatened to kill both her and himself. (Someone doesn't know how to handle rejection.) Because of this incident, Muller filed a retraining order, which forbade Lohan from "trying to communicate by phone."
Two police chiefs and a third man in Ohio were arrested on Wednesday night, accused of plotting to break into the home of the woman who carried the twin girls born to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick on June 22.
What does your man's beer choice say about him? Based on intense scientific research—er, years of observation—here's what we think:
We've been following the surprising arrest of Hoboken, NJ mayor Peter Cammarano, and, being a relationship site, we're wondering if his wife could have anything to do with the scandal.
Chris Brown may have an ulterior motive for his video apology to the public for beating Rihanna. Plus, read about Rihanna's surprise reaction at YourTango.com's Celebrity Love blog.
