On the heels of recent news that sex tapes featuring Heidi Montag and Fantasia Barrino could soon be for sale, we've put together a list of the sex tapes we never want to see...whether they be real, rumored or just disgusting figments of our imagination.
With Carrie Prejean and Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart making headlines with their now-public dirty deeds, and rumors of a Jon Gosselin vid on the horizon, we thought we'd take a look back at those shameless celebs who blazed the trail for all of our current and future sex tape stars. Rob Lowe, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels, Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon, Kim Kardashian and Ray-J, Dustin Diamond, Verne Troyer...
EDITOR'S NOTE: It's come to our attention that the Mike Myers' favorite little person, Verne Troyer, is not involved in any substantial way with a woman best described as a "reality show contestant," "Victoria Beckham impersonator," and "least talented person in Britain, based on a survey of Domino's Pizza customers." The Daily Star (one of Britain's tabloid bastions of getting-it-wrong-ery and topless photos) published a report that Verne Troyer was down (like 4 flat tyres, sure) with Chanelle Hayes, a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother UK. What we know about Chanelle Hayes; she is a self-styled recording artist, perfume entrepreneur, and "model" who is regularly featured naked on the cover of British lad magazines, wrestling other women who also happen to be naked.
Ugh. Evidently, the Verne Troyer sex tape has made it to the public. The tape features Troyer and ex-girlf Ranae Shrider doing stuff including a near accidental bathtub drowning. Rumor has it that Troyer had approval of the tape hitting the public space but he said he didn't OK it. Hmm.
Yeah, Mike Myers' favorite dwarf has a sex tape with a normal-sized lady. And he's not happy that it was leaked. Verne Troyer likes his sexual exploits to be kept private. His lady is an aspiring model. So...
