It's that time again, I cruise around the entire interweb and find the most noteworthy stories, advice or anecdotes about love (and relationships). No jokes about Swine Flu today and I will not talk about that plane that flew a little too low over Manhattan yesterday with a fighter jet in-tow. I will talk about…

Awful divorces. Cracked has compiled a compendium of their ten stickiest divorces of all time. That guy who gave his wife a kidney and tries to get cash value after the fact even made the list.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, too. That's why … Read More

Salma Hayek's Elisa the Puerto Rican nurse is a great add to this season's 30 Rock. Really the only positive change that she show has had. She (Elisa) and GE strongman Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) make a great pair. She brings the spicy, Latina, big-breasted vibe and he's the prototypical big-business, bigwig with rich, conservative hair. Together, like a McFlurry, they are two perfect complementary flavors. Last night's episode notwithstanding (no spoilers here, sonny jim) they make a heck of a pair. Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek make such a good pair that she choose him over … Read More

The world's most famous 27-year-old supermodel virgin has confirmed to People magazine that she is now a married woman and, if we are to make certain presumptions about how the marriage has progressed thus far, that she is no longer a virgin.Adriana Lima — best known for her work as a Victoria's Secret Angel, a Vogue cover girl, and a Maybelline spokesmodel — tied the knot with Minnesota Timberwolves basketball star Marko Jaric on Valentine's Day in a small, private ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Believing that "sex is for after marriage," according to an interview … Read More

The most romantic place in the Milky Way for nerds this past Valentine's Day wasn't a local Dungeons and Dragons chapter, a renaissance festival reunion, or even dear old Mom's basement. No, benevolent earthlings, it was a place even more thrilling and exotic than all those magical locations put together. It was Detroit.

Over the weekend, the Detroit Science Center became the final frontier for nine of the America's nerdiest and most smitten couples. While there, the Trekkers/lovers proclaimed their intergalactic love, became formally engaged, and put their names in the hat to win an extravagant Star Trek -themed … Read More

Are you getting dizzy yet trying to keep up with Jennifer Aniston and  John Mayer? We know we're about ready to take some Dramamine because it appears that the couple who we reported was off-again over reports of prenuptial agreements and insecurities are apparently on-again and vacationing together in tropical locations! After Mayer showed up at Aniston's 40th birthday party and  reportedly wrote a song for the star, it's now come to light that the couple escaped to the Bahamas for a little TLC on the DL over the Valentine's Day … Read More

Here’s a quick brunch quickie for your post-Valentine’s hangover: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were spotted out on a romantic dinner date in New York City on Valentine’s night. Jennifer was wearing her wedding ring this time and the classy couple looked dashing for their lovely night on the town.

Are things on the mend for the duo? Recent reports had the twosome rumored to split but things look like they’re going well. After all, she has clearly stated that divorce is not an option. We wish them both the best and … Read More

You know what we like hearing about? People who still got it and it looks like Hugh Grant still has IT.

First of all, the New York Post's sixth page reports that Hugh Grant was spotted in the company of Drew Barrymore a few days ago (Monday, February 9th). They were seen doing a bit of heavy smooching (the make-out, as it were) at the Waverly Inn (the celebrity-est eatery in all of New York City and owned by Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter). Lest your hopes get too high of a Music and Lyrics reunion/ … Read More

Does the sight of roses make you wish you were a cutter? (Those thorns have to be good for something.) Do you wish cupid would aim his arrow directly at his brain? Do you wistfully wonder why chocolate isn't as poisonous to humans as it is to dogs? We get it: you hate Valentine's Day. But we don't hate you, dear cynic, so we've compiled a list that should warm your black, black heart.

Lemondrop recommends garlic-heavy recipes and, if you must send a gift, black silk roses delivered in a coffin-shaped case.

Nerve advises you … Read More

Love Bytes: three must-click sex, dating and relationship links.

LimeLife has been publishing beautiful old love letters. They make us nostalgic for days we never knew—but glad that we have texting and video chat. Here's one from Ernest Hemingway. [LimeLife]

Do men like to be romanced? Discuss. [DivineCaroline]

10 things divorced women can love about Valentine's Day. [First Wives World]

I'll be damned, another Valentine's Day is all up on us. It has come to my attention that some dudes are perfectly helpless when it comes to V-Day (psst, it's on February 14th). It's OK, man, the holiday is only vaguely non-made-up by Hallmark and is sort of amateur's night for lovers (like April Fool's Day and bush league wiseasses). Despite all of this, it has become pretty important to women. It can save you a headache or two if you just play ball. Without much further ado, the ten commandments of Valentine's Day: Thou shalt:

1: Look your … Read More