Hey gang, here are the best things that the interwebs have to offer from the past few days in the love and relationships space. Don't thank me, I'm no hero, I'm just doing my job.

According to Reuters, a company is marketing left-handed underpants flies for guys. Ned Flanders is sure to be excited and plenty of HJ-loving right-handed women will be too.

Simone Grant quotes one of my all-time favorite dialogues from Seinfeld. It's about who is "dateable" and it's magnificent. On that note, I once calculated that there are about 5,000 … Read More

Woo Girl*: Noun. A woman who drinks to excess and commonly squeal, "woooo" when something favorable occurs (such as quaffing another tequila shot or the DJ playing "All The Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).") The woo girl can be found in all matter of watering holes but seems to eschew low-key establishments such as a piano bars and places that don't serve hard liquor. The Woo Girl can often be seen wearing cowboy hats and tight, animal print clothing. But they are equally at home wearing a Laura Ashley sundress. While the Woo Girl is traditionally in her … Read More

Pick-up artistry is the idea that there's a certain set of actions that, when used, will make women swoon, give you their phone number and go home with you. The idea entered pop culture in 2005 with the book The Game , and reached its nadir in "The Pick-Up Artist," the Vh1 show where Mystery, a pick-up artist, showed regular guys how to land dates.

To me, pick-up artistry has two sides. It's good if it teaches socially awkward guys skills to interact with people and if it instills confidence in guys who are afraid they have … Read More

Paul McCartney, commemorating the 10th anniversary of Linda McCartney’s death, made public the line that he used to hook her; “I’ve lost my pants, can I borrow yours?” That’s not what he said. He said, “My name's Paul. What's yours?" Yep, that was it. In hindsight, it was a pretty good line. Had he said, “I’m the leader of the Beatles,” she would have probably assumed that he was John Lennon. At least he didn't say, "I find that the love you take is equal to the love you make, wouldn't you agree?"

We’re pretty sure that that dude Neil … Read More

Neil Strauss, author of The Rules of the Game, is teaming up with MySpace to teach dudes how to pick up chicks. Strauss is the guy that has blown the lid off of The Game. And by The Game, we don’t mean the West Coast rapper that once feuded with 50 Cent. We mean the elusive world of pickup artists. Like that show on VH1 where the guy in the silly hat teaches dorks how to meet girls (The Pick-Up Artist).

Anyway, Strauss is unleashing David Faustino (Bud from Married With Children) and Parker Lewis himself … Read More