Have you ever been in public and a couple will just not stop making out? If they're lesbians at a Seattle Mariners game, you can have them removed. But anyone else (and if they're just making out, maybe with a little over the clothes groping) and you may just have to sit and take it.

Before we really explore Public Displays of Affection (and how they make some people's skin crawl), please please please check out this story from Em & Lo.

Yeah, crazy right? (It's like that scene in Mall Rats where Jason … Read More

Since Jada Pinkett Smith has a new show to promote (HawthoRNe, on TNT, which your mom is just dying to watch), she's all over the place talking about how she and husband Will are totally not gay, but they do like to have quickies in other people's houses to keep their 11-year marriage hot.

"Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex,” Jada told Redbook. "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive."

Jada and Will, who first … Read More

Paris Hilton and her intended, Doug Reinhardt, were asked to leave the yacht they were partying on over the weekend because their out-in-the-open humping was just too gross for words, according to the UK's Daily Mirror. The two were guests on a yacht owned by Elton John's husband, David Furnish, and decided to get it on in a loo. Which is rude, you know?

"They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time," a source tells The Mirror. "David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off … Read More

Big effing deal, you have a boyfriend. The rest of the world really doesn't need to know how much you love each other, how much it hurts to wait five minutes between tonsil-hockey sessions, or… well, how much you've got him whipped. Sure, I've been in love before, but in a watch-the-sunrise-over-bong-rips kinda way, not a need-to-keep-my-hand-on-your-ass-to-claim-my-territory kinda way. Here are some of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to coupling up.

1. Making out in totally non-romantic places.

If I see the two of you pawing each other at the Trevi Fountain in Italy, I'll forgive you. Now THAT … Read More

Ever had sex in a car? Over 80% of American's say they've done it inside an automobile. Here, step-by-step directions for fulfilling your auto-lovin' fantasies.

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Seventy percent of both women and men fantasize  about it. Some are turned on by the risk of getting caught; others simply want the novelty of taking the bedroom show on the road. You may want a springtime romp in a field of flowers or a quickie in a bar bathroom, but in the end, sex in public—like real estate—is all about one thing: location location location.

"When I was 23 my boyfriend and I were at a concert at a small club," said Michelle*, 37. "I was wearing a babydoll dress and dancing in front of him, … Read More

Fun news. The Dutch (of Netherlands not Pennsylvania) are allowing after dark sex in Amsterdam’s famous Vondelpark. You did not misread that statement. The fornicators (and procreators) have to steer clear of the children’s area and not leave behind condoms (no word on organic detritus). The second part of this decree makes it illegal for pet owners to let their dogs off the leash (ah, the Dutch let the dogs out, mystery solved).

Most people think that these two laws are incongruous, but it makes perfect sense. A frisky puppy could be a serious nuisance to a couple of kids … Read More