How about that? According to The Superficial, Paris Hilton is fed up with being used for sex and/ or fame. She said that, "Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame." Weird that a woman would date a man and come to the conclusion that he just wants to have sex with her. Most guys we know just want someone to watch Bronson Pinchot DVDs with them.

If the Rick Salomon tape is any indication, no one is really getting his money's … Read More

Nine soul mate myths that will screw up your life.Ask Dan and Jennifer.

How to talk to your kids about sex. Dr. Petra Boynton.

A NY-based talk show wants open-minded men to set up on a date. Reality Wanted.

One open-minded woman encouraged her husband to get a "happy ending" massage. When he finally did, in Asia, he called his wife to tell her about the full service and they "laughed for 60 seconds straight." Momlogic.

Seventy percent of British women in a study report relationship happiness as one … Read More

Rankings and ratings aren't just for Netflix or GoodReads anymore. Now you can waste some time at Men.Style.com (the site for two of our favorite mags, GQ and Details) ranking the "reverse cowgirl," "stand and carry," "the wheelbarrow" and other heterosexual nookie positions. Whoever's crafting the sexual positions out of those wooden art school models and photographing 'em has the best job in the world, hands down.

So "doggy-style" is on top with 3,000+ votes of approval and something terrifying called "the trapeze" languishes at the very end. What is this "trapeze" position? … Read More

Per (everyone) The Daily Telegraph, Eva Mendes has had sex in all 50 states. In baseball, when you hit a single, double, triple, and home run, it is called a cycle. This should be called the 50 state sex cycle. There really isn't any more impressive geographical stunt f*cking (though Russia does have 83 separately administered territorial units, some are fairly tiny and only nominally ruled by Moscow).

Nonetheless, we find the feat pretty impressive. We're not sure how you keep track of something like that but suffice it to say, well done, young lady. Mendes is … Read More

I hear "romance novel" and a few things spring immediately to mind: Fabio, bad prose and women sitting in La-Z-Boys, smoking Virginia Slims in their housecoats. I'm not talking about soapy chick lit or emotional love tales, like those that Nicholas Sparks writes. I'm talking about the kind that use verbs like throbbing and aching and feature topless hunks on the cover.

While the book business continues to falter, romance novels continue to sell. In fact, a 2004 market analysis showed that the romance genre accounted for 40 percent of all books sold that year. With this in … Read More

Whether it's the forbidden thrill or the lure of immortality and hot sex, vampires have always fascinated, from Dracula to Anne Rice's Lestat to the sexy bloodsuckers of TV's Buffy, Angel and Moonlight, and the hero of the Twilight book series. Banking on viewers' unlimited "blood" thirst, Six Feet Under creator Alan Ball has adapted Charlaine Harris' Dead Until Dark for HBO into an fascinating series centering on the relationship between a telepathic waitress and a 173-year-old vampire, and it's as steamy as the humid Louisiana bayou it's set in.

In this parallel universe, the invention of synthetic blood has … Read More

We do not know why we're so obsessed with the trials and tribulations of the Cherry Pit but we are. Duncanville, a Dallas suburb, has about the best little swingers club in Texas. And the squares (as well as the fuzz) are not happy about it.

The long line of static betwixt the Cherry Pit and the municipality has been largely cat-and-mouse games between 2 equally determined opponents since November '07. The city decided that parking was a problem for neighbors, so they banned the sex club. There was hemming and hawing over what the definition of a … Read More

The 1970s are over, but some things seem to be making a comeback: lava lamps, wallpaper, Donna Summer's concert tour and ... swingers. The fascination with "the lifestyle" (as swingers fondly call it) is seeping into suburban, upper-middle class social scenes. Over drinks and dessert, discussions once focused on home renovations and restaurant openings are giving way to talk about wife-swapping and tales of key parties down the block.

Last month, I attended an end-of-the-elementary-school-year family barbecue in my woodsy suburban neighborhood outside of Washington, D.C. Sitting with four other couples as the kids played Wii downstairs, the parents' conversations … Read More

This is fun. According to Bloomberg, the company not the mayor of New York, a British citizen may face up to 6 years for having sex on the beach (the action not the cocktail or possibly both) in the UAE city of Dubai. In addition to the public intercourse, Michelle Palmer was also charged with public indecency, assaulting an officer, and sex outside of marriage. The charges were only piled on after Palmer was caught a second time that evening and swore at a police officer. Long gone, evidently, are the times when imperial powers could traipse over … Read More

Mike Myers is really going viral on this Love Guru marketing. Evidently, there is a sex tape involving the diminutive Verne Troyer and a Kentuckian that goes by the handle Ranae Shrider (note to reader: spell check hated both of those names). And she's an aspiring model.

We haven't seen the tape (nor will we, we're still pretty traumatized by that video of a woman felating a horse that was going around in college), but it involves sex, Verne Troyer, and a standard-sized woman. We're just a little confused about the sex positions implicit in such a … Read More