Sarkozy
Nicolas Sarkozy's exercise regimen improved his sex life—and it can better yours, too!
Taking love and relationship advice from French president Nicolas Sarkozy might seem a little counter-intuitive. After all, this is the man whose wife left him after his public extramarital affairs. But taking sex advice from him? That's something we can endorse.
The froggy prez has been on a serious exercise regimen, and in the past 10 months has dropped nine pounds and two pants sizes. But there's a not-so-evident benefit as well: improved sex life.
Sarkozy's trainer, Julie Imperiali, revealed the secret to her performance-enhancing routine: focus on the perineum (the area between the anus and the penis or vagina).
"Sexual … Read More
What's the French word for "jealousy"?
I thought Sarah Palin was a dimwitted fool from the very first crisp September day she appeared on our televisions.
But after listening to the Canadian comedy duo, the Masked Avengers, prank call the Republican vice presidential nominee, I'm convinced she's got moose pie for brains.
It's not just that she actually believed the French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, would dial her up himself just to say bonjour and suggest they go hunting together. Or that she giggled when he'd tell her he can see Belgium from his house or didn't understand what the phrase "rouge a levres au cochon" meant. … Read More
Why do we rank third lowest in the world when it comes to lovemaking?
People, we need to start having more sex. According to a new Global Wellbeing survey by Durex, Americans rank third lowest in the world when it comes to the frequency with which we knock boots. In fact, only the nations of Japan, Hong Kong and Nigeria have less sex. And we know what the former two are doing with their free time: Getting busy developing superior electronics. Anyway.
What to do? Make our work week shorter, like the French? Their President just married a supermodel, so you can bet even he doesn't use "I've … Read More
The French President is getting divorced and the people don't seem to care.
From The New York Times
By Elaine Sciolino
THE French — on the right and on the left — have embraced the news that President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife, Cécilia, have divorced with a surprising amount of sang-froid and a collective shrug.
It’s partly that the French no longer treat marriage as a particularly sacred institution. The marriage rate here has plunged more than 30 percent in the past generation, and nearly one out of two marriages end in divorce. It’s also that the French still seem to think that if Mr. Sarkozy is roaming the Élysée Palace all alone, … Read More