It has become pretty clear that, despite rumors to the contrary, American Idol judge Simon Cowell enjoys the company of a lady every now and again. And by company, we mean a lady giving him a lap dance—presumably to reward him for all of his hard work discovering unknown talent all over America and Britain. Susan Boyle Offered Starring Role In Porn Flick

Cowell was spotted out at club VIP in Saint-Tropez, France on Sunday, and during part of his night of fun, he received what looked to be a lap dance from an unknown brunette. Read More

American Idol has been the highest rated show on TV since its debut eight seasons ago, and ever since, the show's most talked about judges, Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, have had some sort of "relationship." They have bickered like an old married couple, laughed together, pinched each other, kissed one another, teased, prodded, fought and finally loved each other.

8 Romantic American Idol Performances

Some of their antics can seem "made for TV," like a clip of them on a romantic date shown in season three, or the props the pair had hidden this season to provoke … Read More

Anyone catch Megan Fox's interview with Ryan Seacrest during the Golden Globes and not have half of your heart break? I don't have the time to find it so I'll go from memory.

1)    She compared herself to Alan Alda.

2)    She referred to herself as a "tranny."

3)    She was both embarrassed AND nervous.

4)    She digs Salma Hayek's boobs.

5)    Brian Austin Green somehow had something better to do than attend the awards. 

In order, I think a comparison to Alan Alda can best be described as "meh" or a naked attempt to fish for … Read More

Dammit, Roger. Dammit! According to Just Jared, American Idol 2008 winner David Cook is back on the mother-fathering prowl. You may know David Cook as the singer who took down sweet David Archuleta to win the 2008 American Idol, but he's also a ladies man and landed a young Idol also-ran named Kimberly Caldwell.

According to our figures, David Cook started dating the Season 2 seventh placer on the red carpet of the 2008 (Season 7) American Idol finale. That was roughly last May (or a solid 4 years ago in celebrity relationship time). Evidently, their whatever-they-had … Read More

Families and friends playing matchmaker can be hit or miss. Sometimes you meet the man they've set you up with and bewilderment, or worse, offense sets in: "This man's eyes don't focus... does my coworker think I have a lazy eye, too?" But, the pros to being setup are that you have a team doing the dating dirty work for you (ie. meeting eligible people), and it's generally free of charge.

Greatboyfriends.com lets your friends or family spread the good word about you, but you ultimately get to choose whom to pursue or date. You sister, best friend, … Read More

Did you know that Ryan Seacrest (with all due respect to the late James Brown) is the hardest-working man in show business? In addition to his hosting gigs on American Idol and E! and his DJ gig on American Top 40 (yes, we are all sucking the teet of fame, Ryan), he also produces like a gazillion shows. The most recent offering from his production company is the not well-received Momma's Boy. In case you hadn't heard, Momma's Boy features 3 good-looking young bucks on a mission to do the funky cold medina (or the wild thing, whatever … Read More

We're not sure if this is really news or whatever but did you hear that Simon Cowell and some woman were dating. But then they decided to stop dating. Was it his abrasive personality and latter-day Pete Rose haircut? No one knows for sure, man. According to Fox News, the old curmudgeon was dumped by Terri Seymour over-the-phone.

For some reason, the over-the-phone detail was really a punchline in this breakup. As if a phone breakup isn't perfectly valid (provided they were in different cities, states, or time zones). We understand that text messages, letters, emails, nasty-grams, … Read More

Worried you're not man enough? Want your 15 minutes of D-list fame? Want to never date again? Well, has Ryan Secreast got a gig for you!

The American Idol is now casting for the show he's executive-producing Momma's Boys, a reality show about wimpy men controlled by their mothers that's sure to turn back the clock on feminist advances everywhere. Page Six reports that Backstage, a magazine that posts auditions for actors, is casting single guys who have a "unique and strong relationship with their mothers...mothers should have strong opinions … Read More

According to the NY Post, Ryan Seacrest (the James Brown of his era, for his hard work not his paternity issues and cape-wearing) is coming out with a new show that smacks of Ashton Kutcher-ing. Per the story, Seacrest has inked a deal with NBC on a show called Are You A Momma's Boy? The show will force mothers to try and match their apron string-clinging sons with eligible brides. The mothers, sons, and brides-to-be will all live under the same roof.

The women will be a mixed bag of nice, clean girls and super freaks … Read More