It has become pretty clear that, despite rumors to the contrary, American Idol judge Simon Cowell enjoys the company of a lady every now and again. And by company, we mean a lady giving him a lap dance—presumably to reward him for all of his hard work discovering unknown talent all over America and Britain. Susan Boyle Offered Starring Role In Porn Flick

Cowell was spotted out at club VIP in Saint-Tropez, France on Sunday, and during part of his night of fun, he received what looked to be a lap dance from an unknown brunette. Read More

With all the celebrity heartbreak in the news this week (Tony and Jessica, Janet and Jermaine, Richard Jefferson and his jilted bride, Arturo Gatti's murder and more Gosselin drama), we took an opportunity to remember Celebrity Love events that always, well, make us happy. 

Here's our list of old-school celebrity crushes that still make us blush and never go out of style:

New Kids On The Block If we gave these guys each their own spot as they deserve on this list, they would only leave room for the other half … Read More

Sure, the characters in television shows are generally gorgeous, intelligent, and seem to lead lives well outside their financial means. Nevertheless, even these blessed fictional beauties have problems when it comes to relationships. Commitment phobes, sex addicts, and the emotionally unhealthy run rampant on today's most popular television programs. Take a look at these couples and feel better about your own relationship. You're welcome.

Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl

These two are the definition of teen angst. High class society girl Blair Waldorf just can't seem to get enough of sexy, brooding Chuck Bass despite his man-whore reputation. Lucky … Read More

American Idol has been the highest rated show on TV since its debut eight seasons ago, and ever since, the show's most talked about judges, Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, have had some sort of "relationship." They have bickered like an old married couple, laughed together, pinched each other, kissed one another, teased, prodded, fought and finally loved each other.

8 Romantic American Idol Performances

Some of their antics can seem "made for TV," like a clip of them on a romantic date shown in season three, or the props the pair had hidden this season to provoke … Read More

According to a study at the prestigious Institute For Things I Could Have Told You (psych, it was Evolutionary Psychology), people are only superficially attracted opposites. Current.com, breaks the study down like this:

Seven-hundred and sixty people from an online dating site were asked to answer some questions about themselves and what they're looking for in a mate. And then they were asked if they were into people who were similar or a complement to them (759 respondents liked people who complimented them, the other guy was a masochist). Then they introduced the phrase "positive … Read More

There must be something in the water out in Hollywood because the stalker trend is coming back with a vengeance. Celebitchy reports that actress Alyssa Milano has filed for a restraining order from disturbed fan Jeff Walker, a 54-year-old resident of Santa Cruz, California, who Milano refers to as “an obsessed and mentally unstable celebrity stalker fan.” The story goes on to state that Milano has reported multiple incidences of harassment, with reports of Turner breaking into her home and obsessively trying to contact the star.  Milano has also asked for protection for her family as she … Read More

It has been a rough couple of months for a guy that's used to having really rough days (though typically separated by a year or more). According to USA Today, Kiefer Sutherland is getting divorced after 12 years of marriage (last 4 separated/ awaiting divorce). This just tops off (or is possibly a reward for) a bad few months for Sutherland, including a DUI arrest and 7 weeks in jail therefor. We wonder if this is going to creatively fuel Jack Bauer's one man war on terrorism and goverment corruption? We'll know if most of the bad … Read More