These couples couldn't keep their hands off of each other in 2011!
There doesn't need to be a mistletoe or a New Year's Eve countdown for some couples to passionately go at it in public. Some like it for the exciting thrill, others get caught up in the moment, and some simply can't help themselves!
Behold, the social media equivalent to "You hang up," "No, you hang up." Only, way more annoying.
We hate to do this to you so early in the week, but someone needs to point out the grave Relationship Fails that are happening all over Facebook — and may even be popping up in your News Feed as we speak.
PDA much? George and Stacy act like teenagers while out enjoying dinner with friends.
Did you ever go out to dinner with a friend and his new girlfriend, and you had to avert your eyes the entire time because they couldn't stop shoving their tongues down each other's throats? Well, if you were a powerful, Hollywood producer, then George Clooney and Stacy Keibler would be those friends.
Have you had sex in public? A lot of Americans have. And you won't believe where it's happening...
Even if you have yet to do it in a public place, you've probably thought about it. Go ahead, admit it. There's no shame in trying to spice up your sex life with the threat of getting caught. There's a primal urge in all of us to do something that's both scary and mildly exciting. And the thought of being caught with your pants down is definitely a bit of both.
Labor Day has finally arrived, and even more than the long weekend away from work we are ecstatic about the cool weather coming our way. But we will miss a few things about summer—like sex on the beach.
Have you witnessed an eye-gouging public display of affection recently? Tell us about it!
You know what should be banned already? Over-enthusiastic public displays of affection. Holding hands at a bus station is cute. Dry humping at a McDonald's is awkward, uncalled for, and probably unhygienic. Don't get us wrong—every couple should be OK with some degree of PDA, even just holding hands, but I can't be the only one who thinks that public displays of lust should stop at first base. And even then, it's more appropriate in a secluded park than against a subway turnstile during rush hour.
These celebs just can't help but show their love via tweet.
It’s obvious that many celebrities and politicians have been abusing social media lately for their own guilty pleasures. However, some celebs just use it to show their love…in more, well, appropriate ways. Essence names the cutest couples on Twitter with a slideshow of some of their most aww-worthy electronic PDA. Find out who’s tweeting pictures of their wedding rings and what couple even found love on the social networking site.
PDA will not be tolerated at the Pashupati temple.
In a spot of weird news, a Kathmandu Hindu temple is outlawing PDA. Evidently, courting young lovers use the temple's grounds of canoodling and the pandits think they should take it more seriously. To whit, anyone found courting will be hit with a fine that amounts to about $7. Take that, young libertines.
A new book says annoying couple habits like pet names and PDAs indicate relationship problems.
If your partner calls you "pookie," beware: a new book claims that mushy pet names actually indicate relationship problems. In Stop Calling Him Honey and Start Having Sex, authors Maggie Arana and Julienne Davis elaborate on a number of couple habits that ruin relationships by eroding sexual attraction. Besides the use of cute nicknames, these practices include sharing hygiene habits and having sex on the kitchen table to revive an interest in sex itself.
Ryan and dancer girlfriend make out for cameras because he just loves ladies so, so much.
Ryan Seacrest and his girlfriend, Dancing With the Stars pro and aspiring country singer Julianne Hough, attempted to put to rest all those "Ryan is gay" rumors by engaging in an enthusiastic snog-fest aboard Ryan's yacht in Italy, well within camera range of the elite paparazzi corps that follows Ryan around whenever the Kardashians are in seclusion.
When traveling to the United Arab Emirates PLEASE remember local customs or go to jail.
Dubai, the crown jewel of the UAE, has an interesting relationship with the tourists and the ex-pats fueling its economy. When you come for the tax-free living, you still have to pay attention to their social mores. Thing like boozing, sex and even heavy petting in public are likely to get you tossed in the clink. A couple recently found that out the hard way.