Barack Obama is President of the United States of America. Barack Obama is a world leader. Barack Obama is a visionary.

Barack Obama...is a butt man.

A startling photo captured at yesterday's G8 summit in Italy exposes an unknown insight about our President: he likes a little junk in the trunk. According to Think Fashion, Obama was caught on film in a shot that makes it look like he was looking at the Brazilian behind of Mayara Tavares, a 16-year-old high school student from outside Rio de Janeiro. Mayara was one of 54 student … Read More

Despite all the attention Michelle Obama has been getting lately for being awesome, planting organic victory gardens and picking out Portuguese water dogs doesn't really compare to the madcap adventures of France's executive spouse, pop singer, model, and dater of rock stars Carla Bruni, who is the third wife of the country's president, tiny little man Nicolas Sarkozy. Now some of Bruni’s colorful past may be coming to haunt her husband—well, more than your average fellow is haunted by knowing that his wife used to nail Mick Jagger.

In 2007, when Bruni ended … Read More

Taking love and relationship advice from French president Nicolas Sarkozy might seem a little counter-intuitive. After all, this is the man whose wife left him after his public extramarital affairs. But taking sex advice from him? That's something we can endorse.

The froggy prez has been on a serious exercise regimen, and in the past 10 months has dropped nine pounds and two pants sizes. But there's a not-so-evident benefit as well: improved sex life.

Sarkozy's trainer, Julie Imperiali, revealed the secret to her performance-enhancing routine: focus on the perineum (the area between the anus and the penis or vagina).

"Sexual … Read More

I thought Sarah Palin was a dimwitted fool from the very first crisp September day she appeared on our televisions.

But after listening to the Canadian comedy duo, the Masked Avengers, prank call the Republican vice presidential nominee, I'm convinced she's got moose pie for brains.

It's not just that she actually believed the French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, would dial her up himself just to say bonjour and suggest they go hunting together.  Or that she giggled when he'd tell her he can see Belgium from his house or didn't understand what the phrase "rouge a levres au cochon" meant.  … Read More

You may have heard about this story, but Time does a great job of summing it up. OK, a woman in France (or Freedom to some Red Staters) was in a really bad marriage. Evidently, her husband reviled her and decided to get an annulment on grounds that she was not a virgin when they married. As a Muslim, this is a spot of a taboo, it's a husband's job and relished duty to deflower his bride. The bride assured the groom that she was before their union. Which is not a very clever ruse, it's like … Read More

Nicolas Sarkozy made an honest woman out of Carla Bruni ending literally hours and days of speculation of ‘will they, won’t they.’ The Sark has been playing a vicious game of chicken with the media and told them that they would be ‘the last to know.’ Well we one upped him. There are a lot of people that don’t know yet and we’re guessing that some of them even speak French (Moroccans and a few Haitians). So, it looks like someone will be eating crow (or coq au vin). We’re sort of surprised that they didn’t make this move … Read More

According to a small French newspaper, the country’s president Nicolas Sarkozy got hitched to super model-c*m-singer Carla Bruni last Thursday. This has been an absolute whirlwind of a romance. The president was divorced in the middle of October, confirmed that he was dating Bruni in December, evaded engagement rumors in early January and now is possibly, probably married. And, true to his word, we in the media were the last to know. The trick to keeping the media in the dark is to get married on a weekday. We never see that one coming. Also, getting … Read More

Just when everything was busy coming up roses for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, his ex-wife Cecilia is penning a memoir. This one is primarily dealing with the difficult later years of their relationship.

This is the second attempt for Cecilia to publish a book about her relationship with the current French Prez. That last gambit ended when Sarkozy demanded that the publisher destroy the entire print run.

And his political rivals are not reacting much better. He’s been chastised by other politicians for allegedly using his whirlwind romance with Carla Bruni to screen France’s continued economic problems. And Segolene Royal, his … Read More

According to a report in Le Journal du Dimanche, French president Nicolas Sarkozy will be marrying ex-model girlfriend Carla Bruni on February 8th or 9th. The report mentions  unidentified sources, naturally. The rumors continue that he provided her with a heart-shaped engagement ring at some point in December. Mssr. Sarkozy is moving very quickly on this love affair. His divorce was not really made final until the middle of October. So factoring in a weekend of grieving, there's no way that these two could have been an official item that long. In fact, their first really public photos were … Read More

The president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy appears to be dating Italian model Carla Bruni. The two were photographed together at Disneyland on Saturday with their children in tow. This comes only a couple months after Sarkozy’s split with his wife Cecilia. Clearly, if you are on a public date with children in tow, this thing has progressed to some degree. This is sort of the Hugh Grant in Love Actually moment when the curtain gets lifted at a children’s performance to reveal the prime minister sucking face with one of his aides. We have a few questions:
1) … Read More