Lindsay Lohan is suing the brokerage company E*Trade over one of their omnipresent and obnoxious talking baby ads, in which a bediapered lothario blows off his baby girlfriend in favor of "that milkaholic, Lindsay." This comes on the heels of Ungaro dropping her as a contributing designer, plus Lindsay was unable to generate buzz for herself even though she was the only famous person at Paris Fashion Week that most English-speaking celeb-watchers would recognize (everyone else was at the Oscars—remember when Lindsay was an actress?). Is Lindsay's erratic behavior and itchy lawsuit trigger finger ruining both … Read More

Happy 2010, everyone! We hope your New Year's Eve was successful and involved some making out. Before we head full-steam into the new year, we're taking a look back at some of 2009's most odious celebrity couplings. If we forgot any, please leave them in the comments (and tell us whom you snogged at midnight).

Jon Gosselin & Michael Lohan

The charter members of the Bad Dads Club really outdid themselves this year. Jon cheated on his wife with her plastic surgeon's daughter, stole money from his family, and committed Ed Hardy–related fashion crimes. Michael sold … Read More

Michael Lohan is in jail, but before landing in the slammer he tried to bring down those closest to him with him through the thinly disguised veil of addiction help.

You remember the leaked family conversations, purportedly released to encourage daughter LiLo to enter rehab? Well that's one.

Now, inside jail for violating a restraining order against ex-fiance Erin Muller, he is pressing charges her, claiming that she threatened him with a knife several months ago. According to a police report obtained by TMZ, papa Lohan claims that he did not report the incident at the time because he "wanted her … Read More

Last week we learned that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan have been dating on the sly since meeting at a party in November, and now we hear that Billy is "very caught up" in Jessica's "mystique" and she's talking babies. But Jessica's friends say that the new couple has nothing in common and that they're both using each other. Oh, whom to believe?! Finding Common Ground

First, we know that Jessica's dad set them up. Which is creepy! Apparently Joe Simpson and Billy are "friends," which makes about as much sense as Michael Lohan … Read More

Le sigh. Talk about love gone wrong. Once upon a time, Michael Lohan and Erin Muller were sweethearts. But when Muller tried to break things off this past March, Lohan allegedly threatened to kill both her and himself. (Someone doesn't know how to handle rejection.) Because of this incident, Muller filed a retraining order, which forbade Lohan from "trying to communicate by phone."

Apparently, he couldn't restrain himself any longer (har de har har) because, this past Monday, he was arrested in Medford, Long Island and charged with criminal contempt after placing a call … Read More

Jon and Kate Gosselin plan to spend Christmas together with their eight kids, three ex-lovers, two dogs, one marriage rent asunder, and a partridge in a pear tree, according to Us Weekly. (Not a Patridge. She's on a different show.) "Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we're both in the house," he said. "So we'll be there." Unlike last year, the Gosselin Christmas won't be filmed for TLC, but this year will have the sideshow of both parents trying not to rip each other's throats out. Ah, just like when … Read More

Michael Lohan is dropping bombshells left and right about his daughter's personal life, and his latest revelation is a shocker: Lindsay Lohan was having a secret relationship with Heath Ledger when he died. Related: 8 Celebrities Whose Deaths Left Mourning Exes

According to an audio recording posted at RadarOnline.com, Dina Lohan revealed to him that

[Lindsay] was dating Heath when he died. I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?"

Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay's life … Read More

The long weird saga of Lindsay Lohan took another bizarre turn over the weekend, with reports that the 23-year-old professional spray tanner hooked up with Gerard Butler in Morocco, plus her mother, Dina, telling the press that Lindsay's seeking a restraining order against her demented father, Michael. Plus there's the gang of rich twits accused of robbing her house, along with the homes of Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, and (one of these things is not like the other) Orlando Bloom. Is it too much to ask that Lindsay, I don't know, make a movie one of these … Read More

Jon Gosselin is receiving a long overdue slap on the wrists from the hand that feeds him.

TMZ and Radar Online report that the father-of-eight-turned-serial-dater has received a strongly worded letter from TLC saying he has violated the "morals clause" of his contract with the family-friendly channel.

Wow, what took so long? Surely it wasn't the fact that he's been cavorting  with a 22-year-old, a tabloid reporter and two co-eds at once, the all-too-willing cooperation with the paparazzi, and the frequent boozing.  Dating A Single Dad: What It's Really Like

Maybe TLC's letter was held … Read More

The Jude Law pregnancy zinger topped off one heck of a week in Celebrity Love drama. The highlights are here, and the letdowns are low. Even if these stars came knocking with an extra ticket to St. Tropez or spots for us on their reality shows, we'd probably be busy washing our hair.

Jude Law Honestly Jude? Thanks to him there's a 24-year-old aspiring model named Samantha Burke from Pensacola who's registered at Babies "R" Us all by herself. The worst part is not even what we heard about him refusing to use protection: it's the fact … Read More