It's officially not fit for man nor beast outside, and with a hurricane bearing down on the East Coast, there's no better time to hole up in a dark, air-conditioned room, perhaps with someone you love and/or would not mind seeing naked, and pop in some sexy summer movies. Here are ten of our favorites, from the steamiest swelter-set sexfests to the coolest love stories ever filmed mid-blizzard. We recommend ice cream and margaritas.

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Body Heat

Kathleen Turner and William Hurt are the ne plus ultra of sexy summer swelter in Lawrence Kasdan's 1981 film noir. Hurt is a sleazy small-town lawyer; … Read More

First comes love, then comes marriage—but maybe not in Tinseltown. Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal weren't the only celebrities who preferred free love to marriage: these Hollywood soulmates are as well-known for their unconventional approaches to long-term relationship as they are for their careers. We give them a standing ovation for their unique commitments to making it work...so just why are we still calling it common law? Love, Money & Commitment: The Life Of An Un-Wife

Oprah Winfrey & Stedman Graham - The 55-year-old media maven and her author-businessman beau, 58, have been together since … Read More

OK OK OK. Everyone's favorite shirtless actor, according to E! Online, is going to make a repeat performance in the greatest role of his life: father. Yes, ugh. Matthew McConaughey, known for his insouciant characters and buff torso, and girlfriend Camila Alves, known for her good looks and choice of baby's daddy, are expecting a second child.

Nice Nice Nice. McConaughey announced on this personal website this Father's Day that his 11-month old son, Levi, would have a sidekick to share the next Father's Day with. He goes on to say, "Viva la evolucion, naturally, and in the … Read More

Anyone who was holding their breath waiting for Matthew McConaughey to marry his baby mama, Camila Alves, should go ahead and exhale. The star of the new romantic comedy Ghosts of Girlfriends Past says, "It's just not something I plan on doing right now, and that I feel like I need to do right now." He goes on to say, "It's not an institution I'm against at all. I'm actually for it, believe in it and have seen it actually be very, very healthy for many relationships. Some people go through it some great ways.I don't have any plans … Read More

Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves left son Levi at home so Matt could present the Entertainer of the Year award at last night's Academy of Country Music Awards from Las Vegas's MGM Grand hotel. McConaughey poked fun at his own tendency to go shirtless and ratcheted up the tension before presenting the award by relating an anecdote about charming the ladies of Tyler, Texas, back in 1987 by pretending to be country legend George Strait's custom boot-maker. "We got lucky that night; thank you, George," McConaughey said, to the visible delight of Mr. Strait. 

Nicole Kidman … Read More

Eeeeeesh. Talk about a buzz kill. According to WebMD, a woman from Illinois suffered a relatively minor stroke after she and her dude finished humping. Despite the stroke not being a massive one, it was still serious enough to be called life-threatening. Evidently, the type of stroke is crypogenic (apparently unknown causes) and typically involves the confluence of a number of disparate factors. A number of strokes occur because of a small hole between 2 upper chambers of the heart and a blood clot being "thrown" to the brain during times of great exertion. Combine that with the … Read More

Last night I watched the season one episode of Mad Men where Roger Sterling suffers a heart attack while diddling 20-year-old identical twins and I thought, Ha, ha, Hollywood sure is funny!

This morning I wake up and read in the New York Post that Matthew McConaughey's father bit the dust just after doing the nasty.

Coincidence?!? Ask Kay McConaughey, mom of the shirtless adonis and author of the new book, I Amaze Myself, in which she reveals how her husband passed away in bed with her. The Post says:

"On Monday mornings, he and I often said … Read More

We're not even really sure why we're reporting this (except out of love for Wooderson) but according to Access Hollywood, oft-shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey buried the placenta created by his son's birth in hopes that it would fertilize the land. Evidently, this is a practice followed by many cultures. We could not name 1, but it sounds like something cultures would do. When we read the original header "Matthew McConaughey: Birth To Bear More Fruit" we assumed that they were going to start making more babies.. in accordance to prophecy. And they we read, "Matthew McConaughey … Read More

I'm torn on this one. Celebs always get major windfalls for offering up the first photos of their off-spring. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt secured $4 million, and now Matthew McConaughey and GF Camilla Alves took OK!'s $3 million, according to Page Six. I get the feeling that Angelina and Brad have passed the money on to better causes, but what about MMC? Maybe he'll sock it away for little Levi's personal training... Never too early to start those crunches!

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According to the New Zealander website Stuff, Matthew McConaughey wants to go out a winner, like his old man. Evidently, McConaughey’s dad died just after having intercourse. And Matty McC wants to follow in pop’s footsteps. We did an informal poll and, yep, 100% of guys want to go the same way.

We’re guessing that it’ll go down something like this:
Matty McC: Was that good for you?
Lady (ideally, Camilla Alves): Yes, baby.
Matty McC: Then it was good for me and I’d say darn good for society as a whole.
Lady: Are you okay?
Matty McC: I think I’m fixin to … Read More