People has named Johnny Depp this year's Sexiest Man Alive, dethroning Hugh Jackman and beating out likely challengers Robert Pattinson, Gerard Butler, and our own Tom Miller. (Paul Newman has captured the Sexiest Man No Longer With Us title in his first year of eligibility.) Reached on his private island in the Bahamas, Johnny had no comment on reclaiming the world title for the first time since 2003, because he knows he's sexy, pshaw. Somewhere, Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt are drinking themselves into a sexy, slurring stupor.

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Stop the presses. Ricky Martin just had some kids? According to the TMZ, the "She Bangs" (heh) singer has got himself some twins via IVF and surrogacy. Evidently, he's going to take the rest of the year off to give those little shavers a proper upbringing. Facts are facts, kids basically raise themselves after 6 or 7 months, we're glad that he plans on being there for them during this really important time though. No word on the breast-feeding versus bottle sitch, but as manly, rich, and virile as Martin is he can … Read More

You've probably heard about this one already but it looks like America's favorite comedic couple, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, decided to breakup. Per JustJared, Kimmel's rep confirmed the split and said, "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment." Eesh.

The couple had been together for 5 years and most recently released the videos for Kimmel's show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, in which Silverman and Kimmel sang about illicit sexual relationships with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, respectively. Those... were the good times.

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"NOOOOOO. It's impossible." Jezebel reports that Benifer 2 (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner) may be booking tickets to singletown. Maybe this is a joke like when they (Jezebel) April Fooled us about being sold to Conde Nast. Everyone be cool about this. BE COOL!

The details, from E!'s Ted Casablanca, are sketchy. In fact, we can't bring ourselves to look at them. It's too bad that decided to get himself a wife and kids when Ben was in his Jennifer Lopez days. This would be a great time for the 2 of them to get … Read More

"NOOOOOO. It's impossible." Jezebel reports that Benifer 2 (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner) may be booking tickets to singletown. Maybe this is a joke like when they (Jezebel) April Fooled us about being sold to Conde Nast. Everyone be cool about this. BE COOL!

The details, from E!'s Ted Casablanca, are sketchy. In fact, we can't bring ourselves to look at them. It's too bad that  decided to get himself a wife and kids when Ben was in his Jennifer Lopez days. This would be a great time for the 2 of them to get … Read More

Evidently, someone else has been f*cking Matt Damon, his wife Luciana. The couple is expecting their second little friend. They already have a roughly 18-month old called Isabella and Luciana has a 9-year old (Alexia) from a previous gig. Awesome. Matty D and Luciana met when he was filming inarguably his crappiest movie, Stuck On You, in Miami. That guy must keep a fortune-teller on staff or just ask himself, “What would Benaffleck do?” before every major decision and just do the opposite. For instance, which was engaged to JLo? And who starred in PayCheck? A) … Read More

Of course they’re not dating, but according to a music video, they are f*cking.

Sarah debuted a music video on Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy and Sarah have been dating for five years. And Matt Damon is commonly the butt of jokes on Kimmel’s show. Jimmy thinks it’s funny to end a show by apologizing for not having enough time to interview Matt Damon.

Check out the vid, below. This is not the first time that Matty D has parodied his usually straight-laced persona. He took a cameo in Euro Trip to sing the song “Scotty Doesn’t Know.” The song, by Lustra, … Read More