It is a truth universally acknowledged that Tila Tequila is gross. But until now we haven't had the technology to quantify her grossness; sure, you can talk all you want about viral loads, lip gloss applied with a trowel, and narcissistic Twitter updates taken far beyond their logical conclusions, but today we're attempting to define just what makes Tila so unrepentantly awful. Let's take a stroll down Icky Memory Lane, yes?

A Shot at Love

There's nothing wrong with a bisexual dating show, per se. We're all for people finding love, but when it comes in the form of one … Read More

British comedian Russell Brand says he's in love with his latest fling, pop singer Katy Perry, whom he met last year while filming his upcoming movie Get Him to the Greek. "I think I'm in love," Russell told reporters in front of his London home Monday. Good enough for us!

Although they have a kissing scene in Greek, Russell and Katy first hooked up offscreen at the now-infamous MTV Video Music Awards ceremony last month, which he hosted. During the ceremony Russell talked a big show about hitting on Lady Gaga, but it was Katy who caught and … Read More

The Web is abuzz with Kanye West's embarrassing outburst on MTV's VMAs last night. He's always backing Jay-Z and Beyonce, but to take the mic from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech? People are saying this time he's gone off the deep end.

Model and girlfriend of seven months Amber Rose, 26, accompanied Kanye, 32, to the show. They both dressed for the red carpet to end all red carpets like it was any other night out. He's getting slammed for his laid-back jeans and jacket, and she was dressed head-to-toe in a skintight jumpsuit inspired by … Read More

Well, they'll always have the Cheesecake Factory. If you haven't been living under a rock, you know that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have split. The couple met on a video shoot for Nick Lachey's magnum opus "What's Left Of Me." Vanessa Minnillo played the part of Jessica Simpson, Lachey's ex-wife, in the video. While the song wasn't a "Cry Me A River"-esque slam it did make a point.

While neither Nick Lachey nor Vanessa Minnillo are talking much about the breakup (fine, it's their prerogative), theories about why they split abound. Word on the street has … Read More

Laguna Beach drama queen Kristin Cavallari is back on set as the newest cast member of The Hills. Cavallari will replace Lauren Conrad, who fans will remember was also Conrad's nemesis back in the day. 

"I'm a completely different person than Lauren," Cavallari told EW.com earlier this week. "I have a lot more energy. I'm more outgoing. I'm a little more spontaneous. And she has a boyfriend so she's not dating on the show. I’m very open to dating and finding a guy."

People also reported that Cavallari is, in fact, "on the manhunt" — and willing to … Read More

Last night, MTV premiered its new spinoff of its hit reality show The Hills, The City, to breathless anticipation. Fingers were probably crossed all the way from MTV headquarters and, probably speaking for most of us who watched it, The City didn’t disappoint. In fact, it delivered like Domino’s. A decidedly more grown-up version of The Hills, star Whitney Port and her new co-stars bring sex, drama and more complex adult issues to the show. Where Melrose Place inevitably became the more adult spinoff of Beverly Hills 90210, The City is definitely hotter, sexier and more grown up than its … Read More

MTV is scheduled to come out with a show entitled Bromance this fall essentially ushering in an era in which hereto life-partnerships are now for sale. The show features one Brody Jenner as a dude in need of a new best bro. You may know Brody Jenner as the son of legendary decathlete of 1970's (and Kardashian straight man-fuddy duddy) Bruce Jenner. Or you may know him from his exploits on any number of southern California lifestyle, silver spoon exploitation shows like The Hills or The Princes of Malibu. Evidently (and we’re not making this up), the younger Jenner … Read More

Blast from the past, MTV fans. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still out there doing their stuff. They're showing up for stuff and hanging out with each other. Um, there was a rumor that they were offered a reality show but Nick Lachey had been down that path before and decided that discretion would be a good idea. 

And now, Ace Show Biz reports, the lack of appearances by the 2 of them may be a result of some uneasiness between the 2 of them. A few instances involving chain-restaurant-related spats seem … Read More

We'll be damned. According to Star Pulse, internet person Tila Tequila has decided against a 3rd shot at bisexual love. The tiny-bodied, big-headed sexpot has entered into a new relationship with a gal named Courtenay Semel. Evidently, she does not want to jeopardize things with this new flame just for an outside Shot At Love.

Evidently, Tila Tequila was pretty upset, humiliated by her jilting at the hands of Kristy Morgan during the season 2 finale of Shot At Love. Maybe this will be an opportunity to explore 1 of the multitude of side projects that … Read More