As you may know, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (now just Tiffani Thiessen, I reckon) married a guy named Brady Smith in 2005 and now, according to LimeLife, is pregnant. In Hollyweird you're not really taken until you have a kid or have been together for 12 years, so this pregnancy thing is pretty devastating to a lot of us. The news has me recalling my various TV crushes and what they taught me. Here they are in chronological order:

I'm 9 and she's Danica McKellar. My feelings about The Wonder Years' Winnie Cooper are known. When I was a boy, … Read More

Don't hate the Mayer, hate the game? According to InTouch (via our faves Celebitchy), John Mayer may be having his cakes and "beating them" too. 

The gossipmongers have two incredible bits of news: Firstly, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are secretly touching uglies and perhaps have been for some a decent amount of time; secondly, John Mayer has been taking moves on Jessica Simpson (recently split from Tony Romo).

Take some time to digest all of that, we were had a small bout of hysterical blindness after we read it. While both tales do seem far-fetched, … Read More

Hungry for more celebrity love gossip? Here are seven more juicy links to satisfy your appetite.

Kenny Chesney claims he didn't split up Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. [Celebitchy]

Hulk Hogan gives his ex-wife a great divorce settlement. [Fox News]

Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper are dating, and never stopped. [National Enquirer]

Jen loves that everyone thinks Bradley gave her the heave-ho and that she's fooling around with Gerard Butler, her co-star in The Bounty. She's really sick of feeling like her love life is always under a microscope. Bradley is Jen's little secret.

Daniel … Read More

Celebrity stories too juicy to miss. Here's what else went down today in celeb-love-land.

Bond girl Gemma Arterton engaged to Daniel Craig bodydouble. [Celebitchy]

Courtney Cox insists her marriage is great. [Exposay]

Anna Paquin ruined Stephen Moyer's 7 year relationship. [Star Magazine]

Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds to adopt. [Hollyscoop]

"My oldest brother is adopted and I have every intention of adopting at some time. I'm very grateful for having my brother in my life. I couldn't be more pro-adoption. There are plenty of kids in the world that need it."

Raven Symone has a baby girl by her … Read More

Angelina Jolie is getting it on, via phone, with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton to get back at Brad Pitt for all of the Jennifer Aniston drama, according to Celebitchy.

The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) reports that although no actual sex has taken place between Angelina and Billy Bob, Angelina has taken it upon herself to talk to him naked while in a bathtub sipping on a glass of wine.

Oh, and did we mention Brad walked in on her during one of her steamy conversation?Read: Phone Sex For Beginners

"That was the last straw … Read More

Despite claiming, a mere month ago, that he was scared to date, it seems Robert Pattinson has been getting cozy with not one, but two lovely ladies.Read: Robert Pattinson Scared To Date
 
Rumor has it that one of these women is none other than Robert's Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart. But alas, the glittery vampire's heart seems to go all aflutter for another woman as well, Los Angeles resident Erika Dutra.
 
Robert and Erika were first introduced by a mutual friend. The pair was recently seen drinking and flirting all night at the French hotel, Hotel du Cap.
 
According to the Read More

"Non-traditional." A popular catch-all phrase that seems, in common usage, to mean anything that differs from the mainstream. It also describes a large portion of my life.

My upbringing was entirely unremarkable, and certainly included nothing of this sort. I was first introduced to such alternative relationships in college when a female friend of mine and I knowingly decided to share the same boyfriend. No, not a threesome, just going out with the same guy. It was partially a matter of convenience, and partially the fact that we were close friends. We both liked him very much, didn't want … Read More

We know, it must be a slowlowlowlowlow news day if we're still talking about the Pitt-Aniston-Jolie sitchy. This triangle needs a tricky trimming or a triple triage, the trite trifling triumphalists. According to W (by way of Celebutopia), the typically stoic (yeah, we said it) Brad Pitt is putting his 2 cents, goodwill and handsomeness into the limelight to prevent an all-out war between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.

Basically, the Pitt has told anyone willing to listen that there was no affair between him and Angelina Jolie while he was dating Jennifer Aniston. He goes … Read More

Yes. Ye-he-he-hes. We have been dying to write something about Michael Phelps and his glory at this Olympics but there has never been a relationship bent. We were thinking of doing something on his mom maybe how raising champions has replaced dating for single mothers. But, c'mon, that sucks, man. We were dying for an angle and we may have gotten 1, a triangle to be exact.

According to the Telegraph, Michael Phelps has been linked to both American swimmer Amanda Beard and British model Lily Donaldson. You may know Beard as the nervous teen clinging to her … Read More

And the saga continues. You may remember Lara Logan from her love triangle with married contractor Joe Burkett and Michael "The Australianest Man In Iraq" Ware. Now, Media Bistro is reporting that CBS's chief foreign correspondent is all kinds of pregnant. Logan's "how did this happen?" is a slightly more reasonable question that the typical affair-with-a-married-man c*m love triangle c*m love child. It turns out that she had an ectopic pregnancy a while back and was under the impression that she was barren. Ruh roh. We totally know what she means. Our mom was supposed to … Read More