Laguna Beach
The Hills are alive with drama as Kristin makes a play for Audrina's ex.
OK, how much do we love those teasers on MTV for the next season of The Hills? They sum it up in four perfect words. "The bitch is back." Of course, the bitch is none other than Laguna Beach vixen Kristin Cavallari—who belongs on reality TV. She famously duked it out with Lauren Conrad way back in the day over Stephen Colletti. Ahhhh, those were the days. Well now that Lauren has hung up her tiara as "queen reality show bee," Kristin is graciously taking over the throne. She appeared as a guest on Heidi and Spencer's … Read More
The villain of The Hills let's a reticent gal know that it's OK to wait.
As you may remember Radar has hired The Hills’ Spencer Pratt for a relationship advice column. Last time around, he told a woman that wetting the bed is not excusable. This time, a woman who was burned in prior relationships wants to put the brakes on with her new guy, physically.
Spencer’s advice is pretty good: men are poonhounds, except for the ones that aren’t. And that taking it slow, intercourse-wise, is a good idea, except when you want to go ahead and do it. We suppose, there’s wisdom in his Aristotelian self-debate. Not all guys are … Read More
Ah yes, The Hills have answers.
Quick confession: We’ve never watched The Hills or its predecessor, Laguna Beach. We’re not ‘too cool’ for it (we loved their fictional progenitor The OC, bitch), we just know that we’d be sucked in and never escape. We do sometimes pretend that we watch it to feel in the loop, “No, I can’t believe Jason Wahler said that. What a jerk, right?” And we’ll even go so far as to ‘spot’ LC or LC-lookalikes when we’re walking around. Confession over.
That’s all well and good, we figured despite their albums, side projects, and tabloid mania that this was a two-trick pony … Read More
Uh oh, the honeymoon is over before it began. MTV insiders report that the...
From TMZ
TMZ has learned that the royal wedding of the year is O-F-F! *crickets* *snickering* *chortling*
An MTV insider tells us that America's favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials (which were never going to happen anyway) ... for now. As for their relationship, they're still together ... for now. At least until season four!
Tango’s Take
What? No! Are you kidding? We’ve been counting down to this. Jason Wahler was going to be out of jail. LC had some work done. This was going to be the party of … Read More
