Lady Gaga is talking the talk of a celibate person, but for all intensive purposes is certainly not walking the walk (or dressing the dress)... What with all the dildo sporting and breast revealing happenings during her time in Merry Olde England.

So, first of all, let's stop comparing her to the Palins (as they do here and here). Speaking candidly about safe sex or the lack of one's own sex life does not a Bristol or Sarah make.

"Even Lady Gaga can be celibate," says the 23-year-old star to the UK's Mirror. "You don't have to … Read More

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Lady Gaga takes aim at a former flame who had the nerve to actually doubt her potential star power in an interview with Cosmopolitan. Shots. Fired. [PopEater]

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Sure, he looks good... but does he sound good, … Read More

As far as this Celeb Lover is concerned, Lady Gaga can do no wrong.

"Poker Face" regularly enslaves me with its catchy dance beat, transforming every drive into an on-the-go, car-dancing version of The Red Shoes. "Bad Romance" has a similar effect, making me helpless to do anything but bop along, probably causing onlookers to consider the possibility that I might be having a seizure. And her outfits...well, I lack the confidence to pull off anything but neutrals, so I totally admire her courage and daring.

Her latest announcement, however, has thrown all of us here for a loop. "I want … Read More

Pop music is known for glorifying love, although at some of its proudest moments it's actually smashing it to pieces. If you're sick of hearing about the wonders of romance, if you believe that love only leads to pain, if you wish that Congress would enact legislation against Valentine's Day, this is the playlist for you. Here are 10 songs celebrating letting go of losers and leaving love to the fairy tales.

1. U2 – "One"
Regularly misinterpreted as a song about finding love, this ballad is actually about the exact opposite. Only Bono could so eloquently tell someone … Read More

Last we heard, Lady Gaga was desperate to have a boyfriend — someone to whom she could "expose her true self."

Turns out that behind the eccentric costume is a real woman... with real emotions, vulnerabilities and complexes. And just like us, she can be made self-conscious by the demands of a tabloid culture and the thoughtless comments of a pig-headed man. What A Man Sees When You're Naked

According to sources "deep inside Camp Gaga," "people" are on the already-lithe star to lose weight, claiming that they had to "drape fabric over her thighs … Read More

OK, so we're pretty sick of all the false Lady Gaga rumors out there. Let's dispel a few, shall we?

1. Lady Gaga is not a hermaphrodite, for crying out loud. A bad angle + admirable support for gay rights + bisexuality does not = penis. Is Lady Gaga A Hermaphrodite?

2. Lady Gaga did not hook up with Angelina Jolie. That's just something people want to believe because it's hot. Come on, with all the Brangelina breakup rumors out there, Angie hardly needs any more help staying in the news. So let's let that one go. Brangelina: Recent Rumor … Read More

If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thought all they had to do to squash the never-ending breakup gossip was show up together at the Directors' Guild of America Awards looking happy and "giggly," they thought wrong. The rumors just keep coming...and they just keep getting weirder.

1. Angie went Gaga. Talk about a bad romance! According to Brangelina author Ian Halperin (who seems to have less credibility than News of the World these days), Angelina and Lady Gaga had a "secret rendezvous" last week at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. And this sounds plausible because...why? Perhaps because Angelina has … Read More

Not only do this year's 10 sexiest women have unearthly good looks, they have oodles of talent. As hard-working as they are, they sure don't have to work hard for compliments.

1. Lady Gaga
Gaga exploded this year with her album The Fame. With her off-the-wall style, insanely creative videos and generally outrageous public persona, Gaga embodies a fearless, unique self-confident sexiness we should all learn from. 7 Body Parts Men Love—Just The Way They Are

2. Michelle Obama
The first lady is a genuine star, and she's one half of a seemingly excellent marriage. Obama's sex appeal comes from intelligence, … Read More

British comedian Russell Brand says he's in love with his latest fling, pop singer Katy Perry, whom he met last year while filming his upcoming movie Get Him to the Greek. "I think I'm in love," Russell told reporters in front of his London home Monday. Good enough for us!

Although they have a kissing scene in Greek, Russell and Katy first hooked up offscreen at the now-infamous MTV Video Music Awards ceremony last month, which he hosted. During the ceremony Russell talked a big show about hitting on Lady Gaga, but it was Katy who caught and … Read More

There has been plenty of fall-out from the VMAa and not all of it was from Kanye's ultra-classy theft of Taylor Swift's limelight (and showbiz innocence). Frankly, the move has been done before and the Ol' Dirty Bastard did it better. Read: Kanye's VMA Rage: Does Amber Rose Bring Out Worst?

And we're not here to discuss the Katy Perry's make-out sesh with funny fokker Russel Brand (thanks, Daily Fill). 

We're here to discuss Lady Gaga (not that rumor) and Kermit The Frog. Per an interview with People (via TodayShow.com), … Read More