People has named Johnny Depp this year's Sexiest Man Alive, dethroning Hugh Jackman and beating out likely challengers Robert Pattinson, Gerard Butler, and our own Tom Miller. (Paul Newman has captured the Sexiest Man No Longer With Us title in his first year of eligibility.) Reached on his private island in the Bahamas, Johnny had no comment on reclaiming the world title for the first time since 2003, because he knows he's sexy, pshaw. Somewhere, Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt are drinking themselves into a sexy, slurring stupor.

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With the news that Dean Sheremet, LeAnn Rimes's cuckolded husband, is sharing woes with the estranged wife of LeAnn's boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville, we thought we'd take a look at a few other famous spouses who came out on top after their honeys cheated. After all, there has to be a bright side of getting cheated on, other than free rein to slash your ex’s tires and complimentary drinks from sympathetic friends. How do you learn to trust again after infidelity?

Justin Timberlake: Remember when Britney Spears was America's Virginal Princess? Yeah, that … Read More

This Katy Perry just refuses to quit us. And thank goodness for that. With the economy going into the lavatory (yes, for a number two) and Chris Brown allegedly punching Rihanna in the face, we could all use a little kooky Katy in our lives. Recap: first she kissed a girl and appreciated it for the novelty of the experience. Then she was getting engaged to Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes fame. And then just as quickly she wasn't engaged to him. Then they split up, which is pretty close to the opposite of getting … Read More

After watching many pairings last year, it got us thinking: who would we like to see hook up in 2009? We’ve put our heads together and here are some of the matchups we think we would like to see officially happen in 2009:

We think John Mayer should hook up with someone who would keep him endlessly fascinated but who wouldn’t be too available. We think he should get in the game with supermodel Kate Moss.

We keep hearing rumblings that Janet Jackson might be available again soon.  We think we’d like to see Janet pair up with someone … Read More

According to Bossip (and they heard it from a friend who heard if from a friend who heard if from the New York Post's Page Six) Mariah Carey may have a tiny human being in her belly. If the reports are to be believed, she did not eat this person as her man-eater moniker might suggest (in addition to being a heart-breaker). And finally, it is being said that person is actually growing at an incredible rate and will probably be asked to leave in roughly 8 – 10 months. Fascinating stuff.

The truth: Mariah Carey is married. … Read More

Yo-yo dating is a big pet peeve of ours. Our peanut brains can barely handle it. Yes, it takes a few times to breakup. Sure, the sex was probably good so a little bit of double dipping is reasonable. And maybe some people realize that the grass wasn't so green over yonder and would prefer to reconcile. But for the most part going back is just about not being alone or the prospect of finding a new, um, prospect is too daunting. End of diatribe.

It looks like British actress Kelly Brook is not totally over the Billy Zane … Read More

What a brave man Rhys Ifans is. He's finally getting over the rough handling and cruel casting aside by Sienna Miller. He's been rereleased into the wild and we think he's… going… to be… OK. According to ShowBizSpy, The Replacements star has recently been spotted at a London nightclub snogging (it's like kissing but seems naughtier, as in, "Hey there Beatrice, fancy a snog?") and grinding with Kimberly Stewart. ShowBizSpy mentions that this is the second sloppy seconds that Ifans has gotten from Jude Law. Hand-me-downs girlfs are OK if you're famous; A) the universe is … Read More

Whoa. That was quick but not entirely unexpected. According to Access Hollywood, Kate Moss and Jamie Hince (from rock band The Kills) had a breakup. The 2 have been engaged since, we have no idea. We do know that Kate Moss is a touch fickle in her tastes (like Drew Barrymore). It's possible that they give something to super models that makes their behavior less that predictable. Sure, that thing is called the booger sugar but it still doesn't explain Naomi Campbell or Christie Brinkley's particular brands of kooky.

Does this broken engagement imply a return … Read More

The battle of the waifish British blonds is on like Donkey Kong or something. It turns out that Sienna Miller has broken up with boyf Rhys Ifans (he's wiry). It also happens that Rhys is terribly good friends with Kate Moss (once the most beautiful woman in the world until well into the Pete Doherty era). And according to OK!, Kate told Sienna Miller not to funk with Rhys's heart or else. And now Kate, per OK!, is not happy with the perceived shabby treatment that Sienna has heaped on Mr. Ifans (he's a beautiful … Read More

According the ladies over at The Frisky, Kate Moss is the new face of Agent Provacateur's bridal collection. The collection is evidently designed to be sexy and classy for the wedding night/ honeymoon. And when the honeymoon is over, those lacy underalls go right into the bottom of the unmentionables drawer.

It's unclear if Kate Moss has signed on to actually wear these knickers and teddies for her actual wedding night. And if so, what does this say for the level of celebrity product integration? We're always being told about which dress, tux, and shoes celebrities have … Read More