As the headlines are filled with news of Joe Simpson allegedly calling out John Mayer for his "sexual napalm" comments regarding daughter Jessica while Angelina Jolie is photographed reunited with her long-estranged dad Jon Voight, we've been pondering family bonds and boundaries. When it comes to talking sex with family, how close is too close? What should you share with your family and what should remain between you and your partner? 4 Strangest Celebrity Family Relationships Ever

A little backstory: (Papa) Joe Simpson the evangelical preacher has famously weirded people out with his comments … Read More

Last week we learned that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan have been dating on the sly since meeting at a party in November, and now we hear that Billy is "very caught up" in Jessica's "mystique" and she's talking babies. But Jessica's friends say that the new couple has nothing in common and that they're both using each other. Oh, whom to believe?! Finding Common Ground

First, we know that Jessica's dad set them up. Which is creepy! Apparently Joe Simpson and Billy are "friends," which makes about as much sense as Michael Lohan … Read More

If I wanted a Barbie & Ken-themed birthday party (which I never would) and could convince my boyfriend to attend it (which I never could), I think I'd feel pretty certain that that'd be the last I'd ever see of him.

So what was Jessica Simpson thinking? (Okay, don't answer that.) Tony Romo dumped her the day before her 29th birthday party, and according to reports it's because he was just over maintaining her. Celebitchy has reported that sources who knew the couple attribute the split to her neediness and desire to get married and have … Read More

We read from Hollyscoop (from In Touch) that Jessica Simpson is pretty anxious to create a little playmate for Ashleeeeeeeeee's baby with Pete Wentz (their Fall Out Baby Boy is named Bronx Mowgli, who is equal parts tough New Yorker and Jungle Book man-child).

Evidently, the former Daisy Duke is rumored to have told an insider who told an undisclosed source that she'd like to get engaged in 2009 (presumably to Tony Romo), married in the summer and knocked up by the end of the honeymoon. Lofty goals. Rumor has it that the first go-round … Read More

The younger Simpson girl, that's Ashlee Simpson, was married over the weekend to Pete Wentz from a band called Fall Out Boy. We've mentioned it before, but isn't it a teensy bit weird that a guy whose band is named in homage to The Simpsons married a girl whose last name is Simpson? If he changes his last name or adds a hyphen, we'll know for sure. Like Nic Cage marrying Elvis' daughter.

Anyway, these 2 lovebirds got hitched up on Saturday at the Simpson home (on Evergreen Terrace?). There had been reports that the nuptials would have … Read More

OK! is reporting that the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson Express has derailed for good. This may be completely off-base, but we cannot stop thinking of Jessica Simpson playing Jessie Spano in the "I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so… scared," episode of Saved By The Bell. She needs help, man.

According to various and unreliable sources, they broke up because Jessica was putting on pressure to get married, feeling a little inadequate to her little sister (this has Taming Of The Shrew written all over it). Or they broke up because her dad (Joe Simpson) … Read More

OK. This is getting pretty irritating. The dude(s) at The Superficial is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are ambling their sweet asses to the altar as early as next week. Good effort. This is still in rumor mode, as is the rumor that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo got engaged and planned on marrying before Ashlee. But that's going to be a little tough now. The Superficial regards the whole affair as a shotgun wedding sitch, but we have a much uglier term for it: sibling rivalry.

These things have a tendency to spiral out … Read More

Stop the presses. Hold the phone. Don't touch that dial. No clicking. Everybody just cool out, cool out! According to ShowBizSpy, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are engaged to be married (yes, to each other). Unfortunately, the only other site reporting this 'news' is the sometimes inaccurate site, FemaleFirst. And they 'scooped' the story from the print edition of Star.

The 'sources' claim that Jessica is jealous that Ashlee Simpson (and Pete Wentz) would be married and she would be unwed. So, it's a race to the aisle for this sibling rivalry, the tabs … Read More

Let it never be said that Joe Simpson takes 'no' for an answer. The guy can adapt to any situation and be ready to strike at a moment's notice (like a cross between a chameleon and a mongoose, a chamongoose). A few months back we noted the rumor that Simpson was shopping a dating show for Ashlee and now that Pete Wentz is a permanent reality (or as permanent as Hollyweird allows, thanks Mom), Joe is probably ready to make any deal on the table while he's still the legal guardian. According to OK! Magazine, a … Read More

We’re not sure if this is 100% confirmed, but it looks like Ashlee Simpson is in talks to get a reality dating show to coincide with her next album release. Evidently, the family needs to take some of the heat off of Jessica and the Dallas Cowboys situation. And if that isn’t enough, the show’s working title is Lipsync Jungle (yes, groan). Father Joe Simpson does not want his kids to ever have to worry about money and he would prefer not to have to work a 9-to-5 again. The only snag we can see in this problem is … Read More