Sexier than Johnny Depp? "Sacrilege!" some might say. We're not saying that Johnny Depp ain't sexy. But he's already had his time in the spotlight. (Not to metion that his hair is looking kind of gross as of late.)

You see, it seems like there's a bit of a good ol' boys club over there at People magazine. Yes, Depp, Clooney, Pitt and Damon: We all know you are sexy, but you've all had your turn.

Move over and make room for these other studs.

Mario Lopez

Reprising his role as Dr. Mike Hamoui on this season's Nip/Tuck, Mario … Read More

Carrie Underwood has offered an as-far-as-we-know-unsolicited denial of reports that she and her hockey player boyfriend are planning on moving in together. "Neither one of us would ever do that," Carrie wrote on her fan club site. "I would never live with my boyfriend…not my style." Carrie has been dating the Ottawa Senators' Mike Fisher for about a year, and publicly thanked him in the liner notes of her new album.

In the past, Carrie has been linked to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, The Bachelor's Travis Stork, and Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford, which we … Read More

Love Bytes: 10 must-click love and relationship links.

This week, Gossip Girl's third season premiered. Do you play games to keep your relationship alive? Blair and Chuck do. [TrèsSugar]

Whitney spilled all this week about her tumultuous relationship with Bobby Brown...Or did she? [Cosmopolitan]

Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi survived 34 years of blissful marriage. How does one do it? DivineCaroline discusses how to sleep with the same man for over 30 years and not get tired of it. [DivineCaroline]

Have a hot date this weekend? Guys, don't mess it up by wearing the wrong thing. [marieclaire]

September 19 … Read More

Hungry for more celebrity love gossip? Here are five more juicy links to satisfy your appetite.

Star reporter quits over fake romance with Jon Gosselin. [My Fox Philly]

I didn't mean it to happen, it just did. I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him.

Adrien Brody's ex, Elsa Pataky, is still going strong with Oliver Martinez. [Celebitchy]

Jennifer Love Hewitt denies engagement to Jamie Kennedy. [Exposay]

Jamie pulled Jennifer up to tell jokes and sing. Someone yelled out, 'Marry her!' and Jamie got down on one knee and asked … Read More

Blair Waldorf would NOT approve. According to TMZ, Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester may have let a sex tape get outside of her control. Rumors are aswirl that a video of the starlet making sexy time with her boyfriend is being offered to media outlets all over the pop culture spectrum. Read: Make Your Best Sex Tape Yet

The speculation has been ratcheted up to "probable" by the release of several still images from the purported sex tape. It's said that the scene was shot years ago and largely involves Leighton Meester prancing around innocently though … Read More

Sure, the characters in television shows are generally gorgeous, intelligent, and seem to lead lives well outside their financial means. Nevertheless, even these blessed fictional beauties have problems when it comes to relationships. Commitment phobes, sex addicts, and the emotionally unhealthy run rampant on today's most popular television programs. Take a look at these couples and feel better about your own relationship. You're welcome.

Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl

These two are the definition of teen angst. High class society girl Blair Waldorf just can't seem to get enough of sexy, brooding Chuck Bass despite his man-whore reputation. Lucky … Read More

Life on the set of Gossip Girl really does seem to imitate art. For starters, the characters Serena (Blake Lively) and Dan (Penn Bagdley) may be no more on the show but their real life alter egos Blake and Penn have shown no signs of cooling off their long time romance off camera. Then there’s good old Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick) who had a brief fling with Vanessa (Jessica Szhor). Well, things went south on the show but Ed and Jessica took that on-screen heat to fuel their real life relationship. And there's good old Nate (Chace Crawford). … Read More

Dating is hard for teenage girls. Dealing with overprotective parents, boys who only want one thing and burgeoning sexual desires can prove difficult. Now imagine that your father is president. There's a big upside: living in the White House, flying in private planes and getting the royal treatment wherever you go. Great, right? The D.C. version of Gossip Girl, even. But with one little addition: men with guns. All the time.

For Malia and Sasha Obama, dating would have been hard enough in normal world, but while the perks of daddy being Prez are great and all, the downside … Read More

We're switching Tomfoolery to a new format today: Twice a day, sonny Jim. In the mornings, links and weird stuff. In the evenings, links and weirder stuff. I kid, regular content in the evenings. On to the links:

According to Asylum, it's sense of humor that helps men seal the deal on the pickup scene (insult jokes, I assume). That's not been my experience. Aw crepes, I guess I'm not funny after all. I shouldn't have had to find out this way, thanks for nothing, dinks.

In response to a report that many dudes would … Read More

I was catching up on a little Friday Night Lights last night (thank you NBC, thank you Direct TV) and old Tami Taylor (Connie Britton) was being a wee bit manipulative. And I thought, "Why is TV's best wife, mother and principal giving beleaguered Coach Taylor such a hard time of it?" Obviously, she was trying to get her way. In addition to giving me a greater appreciation for the show's subtly, it makes me remember that in real life, good wives (and husbands, boyfriends, fiancées, etc) sometimes pull some shady business. And that got me thinking, who are … Read More