Gaydar
Is he gay, or just really into women's fashion? Here's how to tell.
When you're really attracted to a man, it can be hard to tell if he's attracted to you—especially if he doesn't know if he's gay. Even a sexpert like myself has been blindsided by a boyfriend's (or two) sexuality. But just like cheaters, there are some tell-tale signs if he's homosexual. So, look out for the red flags that show he should be waving a rainbow one…
1. Fire Starter: You always make the first move.
2. Action Figure: The only women whose hotness he comments on look like Barbie dolls. It’s just too convenient to say you’re … Read More
Kylie Minogue has hit a dry patch and joked about switching teams.
Everyone's favorite Australian, cancer-surviving singer (all due apologies to Olivia Newton John), Kylie Minogue, has been having some trouble in the guy department lately. And according Digital Spy she's thinking about going les (bian). The exact quote, after gushing about the late Tallulah Bankhead, was "God knows I can't get a man, so maybe I should cross over." This is the hell which Olivier Martinez hath wrought. But we suspect a bit of hyperbole on Kylie Minogue's part. Who hasn't been there before? It's like, "what am I doing wrong? Is it a pheromone? Is everyone's … Read More
An Italian vineyard appears to be able to identify sexuality.
First of all, every time we write ‘sexuality’ we think of Jenna Maroney (from 30 Rock) trying to exert influence using her ‘sexuality.’ Good times. Anyhow, an Italian winemaker claims that he can determine how masculine or feminine someone is by their preference for his wine. He makes a butch red called ‘Is,’ a dainty white called ‘Ea,’ and a hermaphrodite-y rose called ‘Id.’ Each comes with a questionnaire and psych test.
The vineyarder (not a real word), Franco D'Eusanio, claims that no one is all one way or the other (this brings to mind a quote from Bill Murray in … Read More
A completely unhelpful and inaccurate guide to seeing if someone is a gay.
Some observant person (observant like notices what’s going on not observant in a religious way) decided that women could use a little help picking out the gay guys from the metrosexual ones. This person decided to use the wiki platform eHow.com to help us out.
His/ her advice in a nutshell (help, get me out of this nutshell):
1: Get to know him; he can’t hide in the closet forever.
2: Eye contact. Observe his eyes in conversations with men and women; compare.
3: Does he hook up with guys? Pretty good … Read More
