Carrie Prejean: Political lighting rod, dater of Michael Phelps, breast augmenter, spurned beauty queen and now... amateur porn star?

That's right. Although the tape has never been released publically, it's already been making—or saving—money for those who have it in their possession.

As you may recall, Miss Prejean, who was stripped of her Miss California crown in June for failing to attend contractually-obligated appearances (and, purportedly, repay a $5200 boob job bill), had filed suit against pageant officials claiming religious discrimination. She had, after all, made quite the whoopdedoo in the press over her gay marriage feud with celebrity blogger … Read More

Ivanka Trump married her boyfriend of two and a half years, New York Observer owner Jared Kushner, on Sunday at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. "Ivanka wore the most beautiful dress by Vera Wang that was reminiscent of Grace Kelly," Barbara Walters, a guest at the ceremony, reported on The View this morning.

Ivanka, an executive VP in her father's organization, and Jared, whose father, Charles, is also a real estate developer, like Donald Trump, began dating in 2007 and got engaged last July. Ivanka spent 18 months converting to Judaism for Jared, … Read More

Some may be upset to hear it, but a certain real estate heiress is off the market.

According to the New York Daily News (and her Twitter account), Ivanka Trump is now engaged to real estate heir Jared Kushner. Ivanka, now engaged three times, tweeted on Thursday, "I got engaged last night ... truly the happiest day of my life!!!" Jared's rep later confirmed the posting. Is Twating (Twitter Dating) The Next Big Thing?

Jared and Ivanka have been dating for two years, but split briefly in 2008 over Ivanka's conversion to Judaism. (The Kushners … Read More

Who doesn't pay for sex 1 way or the other? I know a dude who claims that every guy has gotten with a pro at least once, I find this hard to believe (also, strip clubs don't count). But guys do pay for it, to a largish degree. We purchase attention and time. Whether it's a drink, a dinner or a diamond, we're purchasing the chance for you to get to know the real us (and sometimes distracting you from the real us with booze, lobsters and shine just long enough to slime our way into your pants). … Read More

And that's the way the cougar crumbles. According to Celebitchy (and this is sort of old news, supposedly 4 months old), the former wife of billionaire millionaire Donald Trump has tired of her plaything and is moving on to greener pastures. So, all of you who had "never-ever" in your Ivan Trump – Rossano Rubicondi marriage death pool, we're sorry. We'd have bet the chasm between how much Donald says he's worth and his actual, liquid value on these 2 going the distance.

What went wrong? We think it may have started with that … Read More

What do you get the woman who seemingly has everything?  How about a husband that won’t cheat on her!  According to Perez Hilton, socialite Ivana Trump’s husband, Italian playboy Rossano Rubicondi allegedly had sex with another woman – on national television. The post explains that Rubicondi was on Italian TV’s version of Celebrity Survivor and hooked up with Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez while the cameras were rolling and evidently didn't try too hard to hide it. 

It gets better: the tryst was brought forth by former Italian parliament member and rival contestant Vladimir Luxuria, and the public … Read More

Remember Omarosa from the first season of The Apprentice? No? We don't either. But she's back nonetheless—at least on bookshelves where you'll find her face on the cover of the new book The B*tch Switch: Knowing How To Turn It On and Off, by Omarosa, of course. (Who does she think she is, Madonna?!) The book is about acceptance (she said the b-word, not us!) and control (not only is Omarosa a self-proclaimed b*tch, but she has the power to hold it in or let it rip… so she says).

Over-adorned with feminist clichés, the book focuses … Read More

Ivanka Trump is free to worship as she sees fit. And being a Trump, she's chosen one of the oldest and most exclusive religions. Though we'd suspect that whichever demons that The Donald has made pacts with in the past cannot be thrilled about Ivanka entering into a covenant with Yahweh.

According to the New York Post's Page Six (yeah, who else?), the heiress and real estate/ casino show-piece will be marrying Jared Kushner and have selected a Rabbi to whip the gentile out of Ivanka Trump. You may remember Rabbi Haskel Lookstein as the dude that … Read More

Donald Trump just says what we're all thinking. He told an AOL interviewer, "Generally speaking, I think a strong and successful person will have a stronger sex drive than someone who isn't successful." Seriously ya'll, historically men only get successful so they can break off as many women as possible. Wealth is for 1 thing and 1 thing only: tail. And guys that can't spell S-U-C-C-E-S-S clearly have small, placid wangs or are gay. The rest of the gender should probably just quit their pathetic jobs and maybe start a Grey's Anatomy fanfiction site together. We're glad that Trump … Read More

A study of the “marriage market” has determined that wealth is more important than appearance when it comes to men finding a wife. A survey of 20,000 men with information dating back to the early 1900’s shows that when men are plentiful only those with status have a good chance to be married. They boil the whole male-female interaction down to simple supply and demand. Men of lower status stand the best chance only when competition is weak.

Dynamite study, gang. We’ve got this whole relationship thing down. Either be a really worthwhile person or move somewhere … Read More