"Carrie Prejean sex tape" had been a trending topic on Google for nearly a solid week before Mama Palin finally pushed her off the cultural zeitgeist index this morning. Sarah Palin 'Devastated' By Bristol's Pregnancy

BUT, In case you haven't heard, there's something new to be reported: You know that Carrie-on-Carrie sex tape that she claimed was "the biggest mistake of her life?" Well, turns out she has seven other mistakes in the closet (plus 30 or so single-frame mistakes that feature her topless reflection). Not only that, but it looks like she has been presented with … Read More

Speaking with Sean Hannity, The View, and last night on Larry King Live, it's been clear that "nobody defends Carrie Prejean Like Carrie Prejean," in the very wise words of Barbara Walters.

Carrie Prejean stays on point — "It was the biggest mistake of my life," one that she takes "full responsibility for" but that can be blamed on a vast left-wing conspiracy and/or "religious persecution" — that is until someone messes with her carefully scripted damage control routine.

Apparently, her people had an agreement with Larry King's people that no calls would be taken from viewers on the show. Well, one … Read More

Carrie Prejean: Political lighting rod, dater of Michael Phelps, breast augmenter, spurned beauty queen and now... amateur porn star?

That's right. Although the tape has never been released publically, it's already been making—or saving—money for those who have it in their possession.

As you may recall, Miss Prejean, who was stripped of her Miss California crown in June for failing to attend contractually-obligated appearances (and, purportedly, repay a $5200 boob job bill), had filed suit against pageant officials claiming religious discrimination. She had, after all, made quite the whoopdedoo in the press over her gay marriage feud with celebrity blogger … Read More

Ivanka Trump married her boyfriend of two and a half years, New York Observer owner Jared Kushner, on Sunday at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. "Ivanka wore the most beautiful dress by Vera Wang that was reminiscent of Grace Kelly," Barbara Walters, a guest at the ceremony, reported on The View this morning.

Ivanka, an executive VP in her father's organization, and Jared, whose father, Charles, is also a real estate developer, like Donald Trump, began dating in 2007 and got engaged last July. Ivanka spent 18 months converting to Judaism for Jared, … Read More

Some may be upset to hear it, but a certain real estate heiress is off the market.

According to the New York Daily News (and her Twitter account), Ivanka Trump is now engaged to real estate heir Jared Kushner. Ivanka, now engaged three times, tweeted on Thursday, "I got engaged last night ... truly the happiest day of my life!!!" Jared's rep later confirmed the posting. Is Twating (Twitter Dating) The Next Big Thing?

Jared and Ivanka have been dating for two years, but split briefly in 2008 over Ivanka's conversion to Judaism. (The Kushners … Read More

Who doesn't pay for sex 1 way or the other? I know a dude who claims that every guy has gotten with a pro at least once, I find this hard to believe (also, strip clubs don't count). But guys do pay for it, to a largish degree. We purchase attention and time. Whether it's a drink, a dinner or a diamond, we're purchasing the chance for you to get to know the real us (and sometimes distracting you from the real us with booze, lobsters and shine just long enough to slime our way into your pants). … Read More

And that's the way the cougar crumbles. According to Celebitchy (and this is sort of old news, supposedly 4 months old), the former wife of billionaire millionaire Donald Trump has tired of her plaything and is moving on to greener pastures. So, all of you who had "never-ever" in your Ivan Trump – Rossano Rubicondi marriage death pool, we're sorry. We'd have bet the chasm between how much Donald says he's worth and his actual, liquid value on these 2 going the distance.

What went wrong? We think it may have started with that … Read More

What do you get the woman who seemingly has everything?  How about a husband that won’t cheat on her!  According to Perez Hilton, socialite Ivana Trump’s husband, Italian playboy Rossano Rubicondi allegedly had sex with another woman – on national television. The post explains that Rubicondi was on Italian TV’s version of Celebrity Survivor and hooked up with Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez while the cameras were rolling and evidently didn't try too hard to hide it. 

It gets better: the tryst was brought forth by former Italian parliament member and rival contestant Vladimir Luxuria, and the public … Read More

Remember Omarosa from the first season of The Apprentice? No? We don't either. But she's back nonetheless—at least on bookshelves where you'll find her face on the cover of the new book The B*tch Switch: Knowing How To Turn It On and Off, by Omarosa, of course. (Who does she think she is, Madonna?!) The book is about acceptance (she said the b-word, not us!) and control (not only is Omarosa a self-proclaimed b*tch, but she has the power to hold it in or let it rip… so she says).

Over-adorned with feminist clichés, the book focuses … Read More

Ivanka Trump is free to worship as she sees fit. And being a Trump, she's chosen one of the oldest and most exclusive religions. Though we'd suspect that whichever demons that The Donald has made pacts with in the past cannot be thrilled about Ivanka entering into a covenant with Yahweh.

According to the New York Post's Page Six (yeah, who else?), the heiress and real estate/ casino show-piece will be marrying Jared Kushner and have selected a Rabbi to whip the gentile out of Ivanka Trump. You may remember Rabbi Haskel Lookstein as the dude that … Read More