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The Saved by the Bell and Megan Fox crazes this week inspired our hottest wonder women list.
Vixen: a female fox. This may be the animal kingdom's term, but culturally we have come to regard characters who are sexy and strong as well as demanding and dangerous to be vixens.
This week, showbiz celebrated these femme fatales—Megan Fox got her own awareness day (or on some sites like YourTango, we humorously blacklisted her to celebrate babe-alicious Betty White instead), and with the Saved by the Bell reunion in People, it was impossible not to recall some of the female heartbreakers we grew up with.
Blanche Deveraux Rue McClanahan portrayed the irresisitible Blanche on The Golden … Read More
Desperate Housewives star admits to BDSM sex fantasies, but does that make her "raunchy?"
"What's that Eva? You want me to do you HOW?" might be an appropriate speech bubble coming out of Tony Parker's mouth in the accompanying photograph.
According to The Sun's "Best Sex Ever" survey of "A-List celebs," the answer for Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, it seems, is to be tied up with silk scarves during love making. Why We Fantasize And What's Normal
Eva, 34, said: "I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves, I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive."
But Eva isn't fetishizing alone. That … Read More
An ad wants near-perfect wingwomen and we've got some fictitious picks for the job.
Thank you Gawker and Craiglist.
If it wasn't for these sites, we would have missed this oh-so-classy help wanted ad for a "Personal Introduction Assistant" or "Wingwoman."
Now, the employment posting wants applicants to be classy and dress well, and states the following about the ideal applicant:
"Must be able to do 4 things: 1) start conversations with beautiful women; 2) after that, remain totally silent, unless spoken directly to, but smile and look friendly while the man you are "winging" orchestrates the social situation; 3) socialize and block any man or woman attempting to interfere with the … Read More
Why this housewife is desperate for a baby.
According to E!Online, Eva Longoria Parker may want to adopt her own child after working with Padres Contra El Cáncer (Parents Against Cancer) for which Eva acts as National Spokesperson.
Just recently, Eva volunteered to be part of a car rally and scavenger hunt that also benefited the Childrens Hosptial Los Angeles. Events like these, among others, have inspired the starlet to consider adoption as a possibility.Read: How Having A Baby Improved My Sex Life
"Every time I work with the kids from Padres, my heart just explodes with happiness and joy because they're so inspiring," Eva said. … Read More
As the star leaves the hit show, does this give her more time to date?
Ah, the drama of primetime soaps: catfights, evil twins, backstabbing. Sometimes it appears that the drama can spill off the set as well. A rep for Nicollette Sheridan has confirmed that the actress will be leaving ABC’s hit drama Desperate Housewives and the rumor mill is flying as to whether the star’s diva behavior caused writer Marc Cherry to end her run on the show. Sheridan, who plays man-hungry Edie Britt, has evidently been written out of the show with Cherry revealing that Sheridan's character will have a moral issue that "will have devastating consequences for her … Read More
From Homer Simpson to Eric Taylor, we've got the best husbands on TV.
Have you ever noticed that most TV husbands are dirt bags or at least seriously flawed? If they don't have a mistress then they are emotionally distant. If they're emotionally available then they may secretly (or not so secretly) be gay. You don't have to be Flannery O'Connor to know that sometimes a good man is hard to find (on TV). Here are the top 10 husbands that are currently airing shows.
Bob Vance (The Office). Vance Refrigeration is the finest HVAC operation in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area. And Bob Vance is married to Dunder Mifflin saleswoman Phyllis. The 2 … Read More
David Spade may be dating Nicollette Sheridan.
According to E!Online, David Spade still has It. Unlike Jean Claude Van Damme we're reasonably sure that we can identify Spade's It. Spade's It is Michael Bolton's hand me down. The comedian was reportedly seen fooling around with desperate housewife and TV actress (Desperate Housewives) Nicollette Sheridan.
You may know Sheridan as the slutty villainess Edie Britt but we prefer to think of her as the other hot blond that nearly brought down Michael Bolton. The first hot blond to almost capsize the Bolt-dog, of course, was John Tesh. Our favorite Nicollette Sheridan moment, though, … Read More
Apparently, the Desperate Housewives star is 'just fat.'
Thank God that Felicity Huffman has the guts so say what the rest of us wouldn't even dare think; that Eva Longoria is "just fat" according to People. Eva Longoria and Felicity Huffman co-star on ABC's Desperate Housewives and it turns out that the story arc for Longoria's character this year involves a little thickness. Longoria went with method acting but will later throw on a fat suit to really play up the extra cushion for the pushin'. 30 Rock's Jane Krakowski (TGS's Jenna Malone) claims that there's no room in Hollywood to be funny … Read More
Laura Leighton and Doug Savant: From Melrose Place to real life love.
It's one long red carpet at Desperate Housewives these days. That’s how it goes on a mega-hit—everywhere you look, you see the trappings of success. Fashion shoots. Feuds. Rumors. Confessions. It’s a sweet time for the network, the creators, and the actors. And it’s especially sweet for Doug Savant, whose character, Tom Scavo, is married to Felicity Huffman’s Lynette.
No, he’s not the guy with “hunk status” and women across America dreaming of him without his shirt on—he’s just the cute married guy who tries to make his partner happy. Who’s going to lust after a man like that? His real-life … Read More
The inside scoop on hunky James Denton's happy marriage.
James Denton panicked when the new script for the ABC hit Desperate Housewives had him taking his shirt off. The 41-year-old actor wasn't unaware of the plotline involving his character—in which more than one of the women on Wisteria Lane were hot-blooded, lonely, and oh-so-susceptible to the charms of the neighborhood's only tall, rangy bachelor, a mysterious plumber named Mike Delfino—but Denton had assumed that the topless moments would go to the buffed kid who played the gardener. Now he had less than two weeks to turn himself into an object of desire.
Denton devised his own training regime: "Stop eating." … Read More