Forgive us for our skepticism, but after two broken engagements we don't take every word from the 21st century's Zsa Zsa Gabor* as gospel (unless it's "That's hot." Then we believe her). But Paris Hilton says she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have made the mature, adult decision to enter into a binding legal contract. E! Online reports that the glorious nuptials may happen as soon as this summer. Paris has previously been engaged to Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and the one we're really sorry got away, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. On behalf of the headline writers … Read More

Good effort on Kristin Davis’ part. Counter a sex tape scandal with a little legalized prostitution for charity. As we’ve mentioned before, Oxfam knows how to raise cash by selling celebrity flesh. They’ve already moved Colin Firth for like $9,300 (“I hate Uncle Jamie!”) and they’ve moved ScarJo for $40,100 (“No one has ever asked for their money back”). So now the anti-poverty Oxfam (note: they are against poverty in general but generally like poor people) have managed to slang Kristin Davis and a trip to the Sex And The City (SATC) premier for $52,000 to a … Read More

You may have remembered that Scarlett Johansson put herself up for auction for Oxfam. In order to be successful, she only had to beat out Colin Firth’s $9,300. Which she did, by a margin of 4-to-1. Some British dude is paying $40,100 for an evening with ScarJo which includes: tickets to He’s Just Not That Into You, meet and greet with ScarJo, limo service to the premier, and hair and makeup. We’re relatively sure that it was not Woody Allen making the purchase, but who knows? It’s funny that an American bought the Colin Firth date and a … Read More

You may know Colin Firth from films like Love Actually, Bridget Jones, and if you’re a huge fan, The Last Legion. And you will know that he is outstandingly English. Like Hugh Grant English. Like way more English than that Ralph Fiennes. And from all accounts his genteel onscreen persona is pretty close to how this guy rolls in real life. So, as part of his deal is that he’s an Oxfam spokesman. You may know Oxfam as an organization that fights poverty and social injustice. So, its heart is in the right place.

But like most charities, they’ll do … Read More