George Clooney has asked his Italian flame, Elisabetta Canalis, to move into his luxurious Lake Como home, In Touch reports. We're far too jaded at this point to assume that this means George might be ready to settle down and create some disproportionately beautiful, talented and multilingual babies, but that doesn't mean we're not jealous of that lucky hag sunning herself in Italy. With that in mind, let's take a look at some of George's greatest hits on the relationship front. The Truth About Moving in Together

1988: Shacking up with Kelly Preston

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Fans of 1980s teen flicks are in for a real bummer as legendary angst-sploitation director John Hughes passed away today (August 6th) of a heart attack. He was 59 years old.

Movies from the John Hughes collection didn't just mimic but shaped an entire generation of young people. His archetypal teens (and other scamps) have come to represent how we actually remember the 1980s (a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal). While JH wrote some classic films (including Mr. Mom, Vacation, Home Alone, Pretty In Pink, Some Kind Of Wonderful*), his greatest impact was through his … Read More

Marriage is hard work, we know, but sometimes a couple can put everything they have into making their relationship work, and it still goes bad. And then it gets worse, when it comes time to divide up kids, pets, and that signed vintage copy of Thriller that you swear was originally yours. It turns out that Hollywood's famous faces really are just like us, as we’ve seen in the horrible mess Nas and Kelis have gotten themselves into. Famous people's divorces are nasty, mudslinging affairs, but damned entertaining ones.

Amy Winehouse & Blake "Incarcerated" Fielder-Civil

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Sorry, I can't promise it won't happen again, I recognize that it upsets you, but I'm still stuck CBS's decision to run three primetime sit-coms on Monday evening revolving around the consequences of treating women shabbily. Barney, Charlie and Russell (the fun-loving womanizers from How I Met Your Mother, Two And A Half Men and Rules Of Engagement, respectively, played by Neil Patrick Harris, Charlies Sheen and David Spade, also respectively) were eyeball-to-eyeball (figuratively) with a Don Juan's scariest adversary*: the wrong, pissed-off woman. (I'm all out of love for the term "scorned woman" at the moment; let's … Read More

There was a pretty out-wait for it-standing episode of How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM) on the television last evening (it was a rerun, episode # 58, Season 3, "The Bracket"). At any rate, Barney (played by Neil Patrick Harris (NPH)) has a problem with a jilted lover busting up his game (not his chifarobe) and the gang sets out to find out who it is using an NCAA Tournament Bracket. As usual, hilarity ensues.

Although Barney doesn't learn the identity of this lady (that happens in episode #63, Season 3, "Everything Must Go"), he does eventually … Read More

We’re not sure you can keep the half in this punch line but actor Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller can definitely say that there are two more men in their lives. The Two and A Half Men star and his wife welcomed the arrival of twin boys over the weekend! Sons Bob and Max were born Saturday in Los Angeles and the family appears to be doing just beautifully. The twins are the first children the couple has together. Charlie has two daughters, Sam, 5 and Lola, 3, from his previous marriage to actress Denise Richards with … Read More

It takes two to tango, marry, divorce, and remarry, but it might take more than two–and lets say we're talkin' babies, here–to keep Charlie Sheen in a relationship. Charlie, 43, severed marital ties with Denise Richards, mother of their two daughters, and according to Celebitchy it looks like he may be warming up for divorce number three from Brooke Mueller, 31. Brooke is currently carrying Charlie's twins, but a recent In Touch report questions whether Charlie and Brook will last until April, when the babies are due.  Sources say the couple is going through … Read More

Fine, good, whatever, Charlie Sheen calls every ladies boobs 'the twins,' good one Chaz. Oh, that's not the news? Fine. Charlie Sheen got it on with twins. No surprise there either, were they dressed as cheerleaders? No? Then what’s the deal with Charlie Sheen and twins? Fametastic says that he's having (siring) some.

Good work, Charlie Sheen. You and wife Brooke Mueller did not wait long to get with the baby-making. Word on the street is Charlie Sheen wants a son. His last round of kid-creation produced 2 daughters with Denise Richards. So, maybe Brooke … Read More

Let's be honest about it, Pamela Anderson has never had much of a problem getting attention. The tapes, the boobs, the Baywatch bathing suit, Playboy, hanging with Jacko etc. And now she's following in the footsteps as such luminaries as Charlie Sheen's ex (Denise Richards) and White Oprah (Dina Lohan) into the world of having a camera crew following her around, waiting for her to say/do weird/funny stuff, and then editing it into a 22-minute television program. The show's called Pam: Girl On The Loose and it's on E!. (The best thing we've ever heard from Pam … Read More

Wow, a big week in the on-going battle for public affection between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. Everyone is reporting that Chaz and (surprisingly only) third wife Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby, presumably sired by him and to borne by her, per The Blemish. The 2 have been married since late May 2008 and are clearly anxious to start a family. As you probably know, Sheen has a couple of little girls with ex-wife and ex-reality TV participant Denise Richards (more on that in a sec). While we don't know much about the soon … Read More