It takes two to tango, marry, divorce, and remarry, but it might take more than two–and lets say we're talkin' babies, here–to keep Charlie Sheen in a relationship. Charlie, 43, severed marital ties with Denise Richards, mother of their two daughters, and according to Celebitchy it looks like he may be warming up for divorce number three from Brooke Mueller, 31. Brooke is currently carrying Charlie's twins, but a recent In Touch report questions whether Charlie and Brook will last until April, when the babies are due.  Sources say the couple is going through … Read More

Fine, good, whatever, Charlie Sheen calls every ladies boobs 'the twins,' good one Chaz. Oh, that's not the news? Fine. Charlie Sheen got it on with twins. No surprise there either, were they dressed as cheerleaders? No? Then what’s the deal with Charlie Sheen and twins? Fametastic says that he's having (siring) some.

Good work, Charlie Sheen. You and wife Brooke Mueller did not wait long to get with the baby-making. Word on the street is Charlie Sheen wants a son. His last round of kid-creation produced 2 daughters with Denise Richards. So, maybe Brooke … Read More

Wow, a big week in the on-going battle for public affection between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. Everyone is reporting that Chaz and (surprisingly only) third wife Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby, presumably sired by him and to borne by her, per The Blemish. The 2 have been married since late May 2008 and are clearly anxious to start a family. As you probably know, Sheen has a couple of little girls with ex-wife and ex-reality TV participant Denise Richards (more on that in a sec). While we don't know much about the soon … Read More

Wow, a big week in the on-going battle for public affection between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. Everyone is reporting that Chaz and (surprisingly only) third wife Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby, presumably sired by him and to borne by her, per The Blemish. The 2 have been married since late May 2008 and are clearly anxious to start a family. As you probably know, Sheen has a couple of little girls with ex-wife and ex-reality TV participant Denise Richards (more on that in a sec). While we don't know much about the soon … Read More

The random sexual encounter aficionados over at Dlisted bumped into a good one today, Charlie Sheen is getting married tonight. And those ho-bags cannot wait for Denise Richards' reaction. Old girl's gonna have to take her earrings off. We think they're hoping for a cross between The Graduate and the invasion of Normandy.

What's more? It looks like Brooke Mueller (Chaz's fiancee) may have a bambino on deck. That's probably going to be enough to put Denise over the edge. We'll be surprised if she's not married and pregnant by next week. It's really too … Read More