The long weird saga of Lindsay Lohan took another bizarre turn over the weekend, with reports that the 23-year-old professional spray tanner hooked up with Gerard Butler in Morocco, plus her mother, Dina, telling the press that Lindsay's seeking a restraining order against her demented father, Michael. Plus there's the gang of rich twits accused of robbing her house, along with the homes of Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, and (one of these things is not like the other) Orlando Bloom. Is it too much to ask that Lindsay, I don't know, make a movie one of these … Read More

Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times know the "real reason" why Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of a safe from her L.A. house: "the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public."

Throw in the fact that the robbery seems to have been an "inside job," and you can understand why LiLo has been feeling so "violated."

According to her Twitter feed:

@duke2001j that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken… just things … Read More

OK, how much do we love those teasers on MTV for the next season of The Hills? They sum it up in four perfect words. "The bitch is back." Of course, the bitch is none other than Laguna Beach vixen Kristin Cavallari—who belongs on reality TV. She famously duked it out with Lauren Conrad way back in the day over Stephen Colletti. Ahhhh, those were the days. Well now that Lauren has hung up her tiara as "queen reality show bee," Kristin is graciously taking over the throne. She appeared as a guest on Heidi and Spencer's … Read More

Sigh . . . breaking up is always hard to do. We feel for The Hills star Audrina Patridge and actress Christina Ricci. Both gals are mourning the end of their relationships for two very different reasons. So what happened?
 
Christina has called off her engagement of three months to comedian Owen Benjamin. The pair met on the set of their upcoming movie All's Faire in Love. Besides the fact that Christina stands at 5'1 and Owen is a towering 6'6, no one is quite sure what could have caused any problems for the couple. According to Star … Read More

A week after taking the helm of J.J. Abrams's Star Trek reboot, Chris Pine was spotted out in L.A. with The Hills' Audrina Patridge. The two met for drinks May 15 at the Red Lion Tavern in Silverlake, California, and In Touch reports that Audrina was seen leaving his apartment May 2.

Laguna Beach drama queen Kristin Cavallari is back on set as the newest cast member of The Hills. Cavallari will replace Lauren Conrad, who fans will remember was also Conrad's nemesis back in the day. 

One wonders if blogs will eventually threaten the livelihood of many a publicist. First Lindsay Lohan covers all her own press issues on Myspace, now we have another incident of Audrina Patridge combating rumors on her own official blog. The rumor in question is that Audrina and Good Charlotte rocker (and Paris Hilton ex-boyfriend) Benji Madden have moved their relationship status up to dating. Audrina’s rebuttal is pretty clear: "I’m getting a lot of calls today about a story that ran in a New York paper saying that I am now in a ‘romantic’ … Read More

Usually, we try to keep it positive around here, but this list must be made. Ever had that friend who is dating someone you just know is bad for them? We can’t claim to be friends with these couples but we think they should end it for good.Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller: Between vandalism, nude pics and the obvious fact that Balthazar is still married, this couple really needs to call it quits. Sienna, please remember: if he did this to his wife, it’s highly probable he might do it to you, too. Exercise some better judgment … Read More

As the end of the year is upon us, we make resolutions to lose weight, get out of debt and generally express heartfelt wishes in the form of hard and fast goals that are usually left in the dust by March. However, in the spirit of the season, here are some New Year’s resolutions we would like to make on behalf of our favorite celebrities:

The drama continues to stir on MTV’s hit reality show, The Hills.  Us Magazine reports that one of the stars of the show, Audrina Patridge, took to her blog in defense of her actions pertaining to rumors that the show’s star Lauren Conrad had a fling with Audrina’s on-and-off boyfriend, Justin Bobby.  Audrina stated, “I just want to put it on record that never did I EVER call Lauren a ‘slut,’ ‘bad friend,’ ‘shady person,’ etc... I simply asked her a question and that's how she interpreted it.  I didn't go around town running my mouth … Read More