SpatSolver

Specifically formulated for the irritable man in your life during that difficult time of the month. When your man is manstrating, give him Mandol. It eliminates bloating, crankiness, crabbiness, brattiness and cramping. Side affects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous acts of kindness, cleaning up the kitchen, sudden bouts of laughter, sorting AND doing laundry, offering to go grocery shopping FOR you, and spurts of pure joy. Use only as directed. Mandol - it's a revolutionary MAN ONLY product! Available at most discount centers near you or visit www.mandol.com where you can order MASS quantities! online!

Are you in a marriage with a nagging wife that refuses to cook or never has the dinner on the table when you get home guys? Enter your new best friend, 'The Dinner Bell' Simply plug in this handy device behind the kitchen stove and program the hours that you want your meals on the table prepaired. Use the handy wireless device to program all your favorite meals into the read out and then click set. Guy's do you want something other then the usual boiled egg and cold burnt toast tossed at you each morning if she is in a good mood? No problem, perfect meals can always be downloaded via the internet into the handy card reader slot found on the side of the unit. The Dinner Bell will calculate the exact time if takes to prepair a meal and will begin to call your wife to begin cooking. Is she a new cook? No problem, the Dinner Bell has a motion senser to watch exactly what she puts into that pan and will tell her. Lastly the Dinner Bell promises to be her best new friend as well with great motivational comments to help her be the best cook she never realized that she could be. "It WOULD BE BEST IF YOU TURN UP THE HEAT, YOUR HUSBAND DON"T HAVE ALL DAY" "I THINK YOU NEED TO BE IN HERE MORE OFTEN" "SMILE YOU JUST MIGHT SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE AFTER ALL" But thats not all!!! If you call right now to order, we will include a extra DInner Bell absolutly FREE. We expect the first time your Dinner Bell might get thrown across the room so we will include a second one FREE. Only 19.95 !!!! CALL NOW!! 1 800-000-COOK

As seen on T.V. !! Better than Oxymoron, CalmIt is a non-abrasive cleansing solution that immediately instills calm into an over-heated argument. Instructions for use: Sprinkle powder over the argument, let it sit for a few seconds while it absorbs negative energy, then gently wipe with a positive towel (sold separately). May require repeat action.

When your too busy to nag him yourself. You just set this device up in a room and it nags him until he leaves the couch.

It tells him when he hasn't done an adequate job cleaning with alerts like WARNING!! DANGER!! IF YOUR UNDERWEAR IS ON THE FLOOR THE ROOM IS NOT CLEAN!! THE ROOM IS NOT CLEAN.