Her mouth is as big as Kim Kardashian's behind.

aka the Entourage men

This type of friend is a veritable Perez Hilton. Anything you tell her will undoubtedly make its way back to your latest love interest. On Entourage, Drama told anyone who'd listen about Turtle's "supposed" hookup with former Soprano's star Jamie Lynn-Sigler on an airplane. Turns out, the hook-up wasn't supposed at all, and Turtle ended up feeling the very real brunt of Drama's big mouth in the form of a drink in his face. Remember the whole lock your mouth and throw away the key routine? Get your loose-lipped friend to try that on for size.